So let me get this straight: the Sox pound thirteen hits, six of them home runs; Papi, Reddick and Salty go back-to-back-to-back in the seventh; Andrew Miller wins his third straight; NESN achieves another broadcast milestone with a live boob-groping; the lads reclaim first place and a positively sultry-looking Amalie Benjamin shows up for the pre-game show?

This, my friends, is Christmas in July.