The motherflippin’ Boston Red Sox are in first place in the East. The Yanks have been outquaffed, outclassed, and generally vanquished. Heidi is looking all kinds of hot and Alfredo Aceves is the sweatiest, most bad-assed guy on the bus (seriously–does he dip his cap in “magic waters” before each appearance? Youkbacca doesn’t sweat like that.) Wakefield is King and our boys are 7-1 against New York this season.

Things have changed, my friends. And they’re only getting better.