Last night’s episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio — which, coincidentally, lost all credibility in my eyes during “Salute to Vin Diesel” week — featured the cast of Modern Family. The best moment came when host James Lipton asked Ty Burrell, who plays the hapless Phil Dunphy, what sound he hates the most. I believe he speaks for all of us with his response:

Tied for first in the Bronx, with tonight’s winner taking sole possession. In Wake we trust.