Fueled by Cheesesteak Subs, Red Sox and Ortiz Take New York

by Red on May 14, 2011

Screw the Bigelow Tea. Adrian Gonzalez revealed the secret to his recent tear: cheesesteak subs:

“I had a great cheesesteak before the game that got me ready. They make some great cheesesteaks here (in New York). They definitely rival the Philly ones. I told them if I did good, it was going to be because of that cheesesteak.”

That’s yet another difference between me and the elite athletes. Throw me a cheesesteak and a couple beers and I’ll pull a narcolepsy special roughly twenty minutes later. But Gonzo transforms that beef and cheese into winning. Like his eighth home run of the year off Bartolo Colon in the fourth inning of last night’s victory over the Yanks.

Despite the best efforts of the bullpen to give it away, Buchholz’s two runs, five hits and seven Ks through seven innings stood tall, edging us one game closer to the elusive .500 mark.

Meanwhile, this video of Papi trying to find love on the streets of New York (and not in the way that, say, Denton does) is simply priceless. Thanks, MLB.com!

38 comments
Tex19
Tex19

Ok so apparently I got so frustrated after the picture NOT updating that I did actually say Fuck you Livefyre once :)

Teo came on the prior post and apologized for calling me a jackass and did point out that I did say that which Fine I said it but its not like I was really saying TO them...fine I guess they read us. I promised him I would send email to them instead of continuing to complain. I guess its a good thing employees at livefyre take their job serious....we never talked to anyone from Haloscan or any of the other webchat sites. So Ok we're good. Peace

Now lets win the FUCKING GAME!!

Red
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They really are pretty amazing at customer service... very responsive and receptive to input. @Tex19

Tex19
Tex19

I agree which is what I have said in the first place. It just caught me off guard at his response. just think he responded as a poster not an employee. But we're good now. See I can play nice :) @Red

Soxie
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This video has made my month!!!!! Thanks for sharing it. I would seriously pay to give Papi a bear hug, and not for any sexual reason. He just looks like he gives the Best hugs!

Tex19
Tex19

So of course I selected a new one. And this time its there. Yay Me.

Tex19
Tex19

oh so I see my new picture is finally here. of course it's too large I guess to see the actual part I want you to see which is Yankees SUCK

by the way...where is Sean?

Nikki in Denver
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Too....much...niceness going on. We need one Christpher Trotman Nixon in the dugout at all times. And maybe Julian Tavares, too.

VJ in Stuttgart
VJ in Stuttgart

My personal take on the Papi thing: If we beat them every time he does this, it works.

But the first beaning of Youkilis or a Jeter/A-rod gang bang and it's gloves off, Trot & Timlin style if you know what I mean.

alexis_b82
alexis_b82

I don't know if I can hang out here if we're not allowed to say motherfucker anymore. I kid, I kid.

VJ in Stuttgart
VJ in Stuttgart

@alexis_b82 Who the fuck the what? I did not read that, did I?

I'm in San Fran, waiting for my flight back home and I can't wait. It was very nice to see we gave Clay just enough. And 101 from Bard? Good stuff. Now lets have Josh beat them like the last time.

Tex19
Tex19

read below my post. ME...I got called a jackass for cursing. I think the dude is supersensitive about his job @VJ in Stuttgart @alexis_b82

Nikki in Denver
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@Tex19 We're both in trouble then, Tex. Fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on!

Tex19
Tex19

seriously....I thought it was some newbie joking around or something or just a newbie who didnt know how we acted here. Then i saw it was a livefyre person...and just laughed. @VJ in Stuttgart @alexis_b82

Tex19
Tex19

yah they're not the Boss of me unless they want to send me a paycheck of which Ill follow rules then. But until then Fuck EM @VJ in Stuttgart @alexis_b82

VJ in Stuttgart
VJ in Stuttgart

@Tex19 @alexis_b82 I was just reading that. Funny how some people get all butt-hurt when they think you're calling them out.

We know you're good Tex.

FUCKTHEMOTHERFUCKINGYANKEES....

Is all caps OK?

Sox in the Desert
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Arggh! FOX thinks I care about the Diamondbacks/Dodgers game and is showing that one here tonight instead of The Rivalry.

(I guess that might be the universe telling me that perhaps I should involve myself in my 7 year old's BDay party instead of sequestering myself with the television, eh?)

SoxFaninMD
SoxFaninMD

I think it's the universe telling you to move closer to the East Coast. No reason your kid's party can't be Red Sox themed - then everyone wins :-) @Sox in the Desert

Nikki in Denver
Nikki in Denver

@Sox in the Desert That just ain't right! I'm in Denver and I'm getting the Sox game. If it were the Dbgs-Dodgers, there would be a lot of smashed TVs in my general area.

Sharpie
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Papi's hugs are something to behold.

Tex19
Tex19

apparently one of the livefyre employees thinks IM a jackass. ME.

He called me out on here at the very beginning of the prior post. cos I got mad my avatar is not changing and I used the word Motherfucker. Really??? I didnt call THEM a motherfucker. Yah jenna and jeremy at livefyre are cool. dealt with them. teo, not so much. needs to get that stick up his ass out. cant wait for him to tell bb he's a jackass.

SoxFaninMD
SoxFaninMD

What the what? I saw that. The downside of the internet - I think people tend to be more abrasive than they would be in real life, and/or don't get the tone of some postings, so post something kinda jerky. And if they don't like your cussing Tex, then boy, am I gonna be in trouble :-) You be around for tonight's game? @Tex19

Tex19
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hopefully. Im just hanging out at my parents so no game unless its on FOX but I can definitely Curse on here with the best of them :) @SoxFaninMD

SoxFaninMD
SoxFaninMD

Nice. I've got to get moving on a thorough apt. cleaning then the gym so until 7pm . . . GO SOX! FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING YANKEES! @Tex19

Red
Red moderator

Wow... not sure why he'd do something like that. Most of the folks I deal with at LiveFyre are pretty cool. I'll send an email to Jeremy, who seems to be the coolest and most well-informed of the bunch. @Tex19

Tex19
Tex19

I made nice :) I only do that for you. @Red

Tex19
Tex19

I give up. I keep updating my pic and log out and log in and it still wont show it

toosoxy
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Love it. Ortiz is just a happy guy. I don't think he's fraternizing.

BB.13
BB.13

fuckthemotherfuckingyankees.

2004 david ortiz would have nut punched all those nyc douches.

too much fraternizing with the enemy - save that shit for the off season.

next time youk and shortballs skylark with jeter they get a code red from carlton fisk, bill lee and trot nixon.

don' cogida de t con González… apenas diciendo....

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zv60dg.jpg

VJ in Stuttgart
VJ in Stuttgart

@BB.13If lulling them into a sense of false security means we beat them every time, then I'm good with it. As soon as a fight, Joba hitting Youk, or A-Rod rubbing his groin while yelling at our guys breaks out, then all bets are off.

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