Defining the 2011 Red Sox

by Denton on May 13, 2011

What could be more appropriate than a Red Sox – Yankees series starting on Friday the 13th? And it’s a perfect time for a vintage donnybrook to break out and give the Red Sox the kick in the ass they desperately need. Something along the lines of Tek introducing A-Rod to his mitt a few years back? I could see Youk taking offense to a pitch in on his hands or Carl Crawford getting scrappy after A-Rod face-tags him on his slide into third. Yes, I could definitely see that.

The Sox enter the series at 17-20 and floundering. But as we all know, records and standings mean nothing when these two teams get together. It becomes a battle of wills and it seems that the winner is more often determined by the team with more heart and grit than the team with the most skill. Going into this series, I don’t know which team that is.

I wrote a lot of this in Barstool Sports recently, but it needs to be discussed here: Just who are the 2011 Boston Red Sox? It was pretty easy to assign a personality to the 2004 team – the Idiots. They were fun-loving, rule-breaking, shot-drinking, pumpkin-tossing, long-haired…idiots. Manny being Manny, Johnny Damon and his abundant hair, the human quote machine and Jack Daniels-pouring Kevin Millar, Crazy Curtis Leskanic…the list goes on. They were sheer entertainment. The 2007 was a much more non-nonsense, business-like, working-class team. Some veterans, some new guys, some journeymen…just the right mix to get the job done.

This 2011 team, though, they don’t seem to know who they are. Assembled in the off-season and immediately coronated World Series favorites, they have yet to live up to expectations. They have been a model of inconsistency in every aspect of the game and seem to be unable to play well as a team. On paper, these guys are like the Justice League of America, on the field, they can be more like a bunch of Supreme Court justices playing in an over-seventy softball league.

We all keep chanting “give them more time” and “it’s still early” but it gets late pretty damn early in the American League East. Not to rehash the torture of the Podcast that we subjected you to, but is it possible; is it conceivable, that what we see is what we get for the rest of the season? Could this highly paid group of all-stars really just be a mediocre team? We’ve all seen the reverse happen: a group of average players combining into a team that is greater than the sum of its parts. So why not a bunch of above-average players who combine to be less than the sum of their parts? A scary thought, eh?

Maybe we’ll know after this series. I stand firm in my belief that the Sox are a legitimate contender for the World Series, and taking two-out-of-three against the Yankees this weekend would reaffirm that faith. Red predicted the sweep, which would get the Sox back to the .500 mark in style. Your thoughts?

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Tex19
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And another thing. I dont who this new guy Teo is but everyone at Livefyre has been nice to deal with. I dont know what happened that got under his crawl early on this post but he told me not to act like a Jackass. JUST because I used the word MOTHERFUCKER. Seriously???? Has he not been reading this comment section at all?? I didnt say 'Teo you're a MOTHERFUCKER.' I didnt even say "Livefyre, you're a MOTHERFUCKER". Just venting cos I couldnt get my avatar to change Which it still will not. But Ill take Jenna or Jeremy at Livefyre any day. Teo can bite Beck's tweeter.

teo
teo

@Tex19 I apologize for the Jackass comment. It was in response to the "WHERE IS IT MOTHERFUCKERS??" comment which did seem like you were calling us MOTHERFUCKERS. It was also in response to a comment just above that clearly said "fuck YOU livefyre!!". I love sports so I read this blog, but I am sorry and will refrain from responding to non-sports comments from now on. Oh, here's the image just for documentation: http://i.imgur.com/ieAdY.png

Tex19
Tex19

No problem. and yah we curse on here. Weve cursed halo, java, ya and every other website....but we're not cursing YOU as a person but the product and I understand that ya take your job serious and I appreciate that....BUT we curse cos ya know...we just get frustrated. Just dont take it personal. I just was getting so frustrating. Believe me when I get so aggravated Ive emailed livefyre themselves...and they've always handled it. I think you must have been having a really bad day. so Peace and No Hard Feelings. I cant promise I wont vent when something doesnt seem to work...but I promise to send an email to alert ya if it does instead of continuing to complain. Deal? Peace. Tex @teo

Tex19
Tex19

I'm so confused. WE got 2 fans in MD? Homey one of them is you right?

Sharpie
Sharpie

Hey Tex! What's your new avatar like? @Tex19

Tex19
Tex19

Im getting ticked off bout this avatar not showing up. Its a Yankees Suck pic @Sharpie

BeardedInMD
BeardedInMD

@Tex19 There's me, MDSoxFan83, and your homey, the funnier one, SoxFaninMD. I think you just now noticed me. =P

Tex19
Tex19

I knew you were NOT Homey...but we hadnt seen her on here in quite a while so I got confused reading for a bit trying to determine if it was her or not. @BeardedInMD

SoxCrazy
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god it feels good to be them, ahh i can sleep peacefully tonight

SoxCrazy
SoxCrazy like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

HAHA SUCK IT NEW YAHK

SoxFaninMD
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and done. FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING YANKEES! Go Sox! Til tomorrow's game good people.

BeardedInMD
BeardedInMD like.author.displayName 1 Like

Eat that shit, Rubik's Cube Face! And fuck New York.

Madraider
Madraider

THE RED SOXXXXX WIN THE REDDDDD SOXXXXXXXXXXX WINNNN!!

Sharpie
Sharpie

Turn out the lights.

The party's over!

BeardedInMD
BeardedInMD

Alright Paps, no more fucking around. Out-- can you get it, motherfucker?

SoxFaninMD
SoxFaninMD

What the fuck guys? What the fuck?

BeardedInMD
BeardedInMD

With one of his patented "oops, didn't mean to swi-- oh, fuck yeah, I placed that shit perfectly" hits.

bjchit
bjchit like.author.displayName 1 Like

Passes the baton?

BeardedInMD
BeardedInMD like.author.displayName 1 Like

Go sit down, crepe.

BeardedInMD
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I know he's not French, but c'mon-- Quebec is like France the Sequel.

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