That’s Why We Call Him Commander Kickass

by Red on April 11, 2011

Nah, you don't want to know why he's smiling.

There have been plenty of times post-2007 where we’ve turned to Josh Beckett to change up our fortunes, and the guy just couldn’t deliver. Couldn’t get it done. Went tits-up when we needed him most. Things got so dire of late, in fact, we considered demoting him from Commander Kickass to Corporal or Private First Class.

Turns out we spoke too soon. Last night, vintage Beckett showed up and hurled eight shutout innings against the Yanks, giving up just two hits and striking out ten in the process. No, it wasn’t the first ever shut-out-thrown-while-servicing-two-ladies-simultaneously-and-drunk-on-Coors game that I know he’s got up his sleeve. But it was still awfully sweet.

In fact, between all that Beckett goodness and a key hit from Papi and Papelbon closing it out, I almost had to remind myself we were four seasons removed from 2007.

Yeah, we left roughly 47 men on base. But those are the details you overlook when you win your second game in nine attempts. We can worry about that shyte tomorrow. Right now, I want to bask in the glow of winning our first series of 2011. And I hope wherever Commander Kickass is right now, he’s about seven beers deep.

He’s earned it.

33 comments
Chemmy
Chemmy

Crawford and Youk won't be quiet forever and when they start hitting this lineup is going to run train. Crawford, Pedroia, Gonzalez, Youk, Ortiz almost seems unfair.

Sox on the Beach
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I'm down for more winning tonight.

BTW, what did everyone think about the new ESPN team last night? I thought they were fine, especially Hershiser. An improvement over the Miller/Morgan duo, that's for sure.

hannah82
hannah82

I watched the whole thing on mute so that I could try to get some work done. judging from some of these responses, maybe i'll actually listen to them next time... @Sox on the Beach

alexis_b82
alexis_b82

@Sox on the Beach My first try disappeared. But. Orel was telling stories about Sandy Koufax last night. That gives him instant cred in my book. And makes me love him more than a little.

Chemmy
Chemmy

@Sox on the Beach Aside from Olney's bizarre diatribe about how he'll vote for Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire and Roger Clemens but not Manny Ramirez for the hall of fame they seemed ok.

Chemmy
Chemmy

Remember when Joba Chamberlain was good at baseball?

Amazing how quiet Yankees fans are about him now.

alexis_b82
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Damon quoted in Globe article as telling RSN "you're welcome for 2004".

Johnny, this is why a lot of us can't/won't forgive you. You don't know when to keep your goddamn mouth shut.

Tex19
Tex19

So Varitek is getting married to a gal who has been sullied by a Yankee??

Happy Birthday Captain.

red sox chic
red sox chic

@Tex19 Damn. there goes my plan to somehow get into tek's life and then tell him how much i love to double date w/ beckett and his "mistake" and then weasel my way into beckett's life and have him get rid of the "so called wife" for 24 hours so we can have one bangin hot nite together!

Nikki in Denver
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More games like this one, please. From ALL of the pitching staff.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Dear Livefyre, The spaces between paragraphs still needs to be bigger, in my opinion. Like, the equivalent of a line of text. Plus, can we have animated avatars please?

Red
Red moderator

@English Sox Fan I can add these to the wish-list email. Thanks.

jules
jules

Another item for the wishlist: to be able to show *all* new replies as read. @Red@english

Richinthegarage
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Just like you can't kill a guy for one bad start, you can't give him the Cy Young for one game.

I thoroughly enjoyed watching him pitch yesterday though and I absolutely hope he keeps it up.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Crawford's going to break out in the series starting tonight, isn't he?

Several hits, at least half a dozen stolen bases, maybe even a home run.

*thinks that would be just about perfect*

Nomar Hamm
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Tonight folks............we put the "Devil" back into the Rays!

Their run is over.......their 19 consecutive #1 picks?.......many are dispersed to markets that can afford to pay them because their fans actually care about baseball.........

The only thing missing tonight will be Pedro on the hill drilling Gerald Williams.............welcome back to 1999 for the next three games folks

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Fantastic night, awesome stuff from the Commander. Well worth staying up till 4.30 for.

*a wreck today, getting too old for these late ones*

VJ in Stuttgart
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This was epic, in the fact the MFY's did not expect THIS Beckett to show up. Hell, My Soldiers were asking me if I was OK, and I had to explain it to them.

Man, that curve from 12 to 6 was smoking. And he just made them look stupid. If this is what we get from out #4 guy, then the others better get their shit together and pitch.

Pedie looked like he was trying to hit 10 run homers, but the rest of the team kept plugging away. JD look overmatched, but Papi looked good on his 418 foot hit (420 to deep center, so just a tad short.

This is our springboard. Give em' hell.

VJ in Stuttgart
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And I forgot about Paps making all three hitters look dumb. Did you see Horse face (aka. Tiexiera) look just silly up there? That was nice Paps.

Sox in the Desert
Sox in the Desert

" And I hope wherever Commander Kickass is right now, he’s about seven beers deep.

He’s earned it."

Beers? Really?

I'm wishing much better for him after tonight's performance.

Maybe inches? Or balls?

He should be allowed to get half way to ARod's Bartolo after what he just potentially did for our season.

Tex19
Tex19

Seriously.....I was at the bar with my Red Sox group chugging PBR's watching the game and every time Beckett would strike out another yankee....i'd lose my breath till at last I think I had an orgasm....most FUCKING awesome game in awhile EVER.

Will Not Leave Him. Ever. Joshua Patrick, you made this Texan Proud

alexis_b82
alexis_b82

I guess we can thank Buck Showalter for "tits" being baseball's word of the year. heh

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