Well, my first Fenway adventure ended in failure, thanks to that fat, bearded freak Bobby Jenks. I think it’s time for Bobby to take his 8.64 ERA elsewhere. What grown man goes by “Bobby” anyway?

Tonight, we get Lackey against the comically-named “Fister.” Lackey needs to put back-to-back wins together and the way to do it is just throw strikes to these weak-ass Mariners. Eight free passes to a team with a .234 batting average? Unacceptable.

This is supposed to be the home-stand where the team gets back into it. Losing to Seattle makes me wonder if what we have seen in the month of April is what we’re going to see all year.