From the monthly archives:

April 2011

My Breakfast With Daisuke

by Red on April 18, 2011

Up and at ‘em early for the annual Patriot’s Day contest. And while the thought of watching Daisuke roll his 0-2, 12.86 ERA to the mound would ordinarily be cause for breakfast Jagerbombs, my positivity is enforced by the sudden offensive outburst. We’ve scored 18 runs in this series and the hitting has reached a [...]

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Crazy Monday

by Denton on April 18, 2011

Off to run the marathon. Go Sox!

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Remember that time the Sox won two in a row? Me either, it hasn’t happened yet this season. Maybe today.  If I had to put my money on anyone to follow a Commander Kickass beatdown with one of his own, it would be Jon Lester. Here’s today’s line-up: Carl Crawford, LF Dustin Pedroia, 2B Adrian [...]

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I spent the better part of Saturday morning shaking off a nasty hangover, slowly getting feeling back in my extremities after freezing in the right field boxes Friday night, and worrying that this Red Sox team might be closed for business by June. Then Beckett and Lowrie happened, to remind me that if these two [...]

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One In A Row

by Denton on April 17, 2011

I’m sure Tito had more than a few games like yesterday’s in mind when dreaming about this season, all snug in his Red Sox footie pajamas and a belly full of warm Bigelow Tea. Seven strong from the starter, Bard in the eighth, Papelbon closing it out. The only run Beckett gave up was an [...]

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For This I Froze My Ass Off?

by Red on April 16, 2011

First things first, shame on me for forgetting that night games in April are cold. Motherflipping cold. In fact, the two most popular vendors at Fenway last night were the hot chocolate guy and the “can I apply fire to your nuts?” guy. But after staying until the bitter end only to see the boys [...]

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Boom Boom Firepower?

by Denton on April 15, 2011

We don’t usually do mid-game posts around here, but I was…detained…and unable to post before the game. Red is already at his second game of the young season (compared to zero for me) and probably facedown in the bleachers by now, so this is what you get. It’s 3-zip in the top of the fourth on [...]

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Man, nothing like a few brewskis with the guys. Yes, we are fortunate for these opportunities to imbibe and commiserate regarding our current malaise. Malwhat? Buddy I’m just here for the free beer. I tuned y’all out hours ago. Besides, I think we know what our problem is. ::cough:: daisukeandlackey ::cough:: Huh? ::cough:: daisukeandlackey ::cough:: [...]

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Say what you will about Hedley Lamaar… the guy knew how to put together a kick-ass team. You think a team with bulldykes, Methodists and shitkickers would be 2-9? Neither do I.

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The Rain Is Our Friend

by Denton on April 13, 2011

As much as I hate a night without Red Sox baseball, it might not be such a bad thing to get a rainout tonight. A couple days for the Sox to…collect themselves…might just help. At 2-9, it sure as hell can’t hurt. Especially with John Lackey as the scheduled starter, he of the 15.58 ERA. [...]

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