Sox Lose To Rays, Nobody Cares
The big story, if you can call it that, was Carl Crawford facing his former team for the first time. “I just try to tune …
All posts on March, 2011
Remy & Orsillo: Already In Mid-Season Form
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, on behalf of NESN, I respectfully submit the following clip — which includes some …
The Forgotten One?
All winter we’ve been speculating on the 2011 Red Sox. Will Beckett and Lackey rebound from their sub-par 2010 seasons? Will Pedroia and Youk be …
Spring Training Memories: When Remy and D.O. Met Denton
I know I drag this clip out every year ’round this time. But I ask you to indulge me just one last time, as I …
Wine that maketh glad the heart of man
Yeah, that title is a quote from the Book of Psalms, proving once again that you just never know what you’ll find when you stop …
Bearded, Weirded
I consider it something of a crime that San Fran’s Brian Wilson gets his weird on in big-time commercials like this, while the Human Quote …
At Last, the “Dustin Pedroia Visits Hot Dog Stand” Headline We’ve Been Dreaming Of
If the stories coming out of this year’s spring training camp are any indication, the 2011 season seems certain to bring us enough bizarre anecdotes …
“Did You Write a Love Letter to Chase Utley?”
From the magnificence that is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Further Proof that “S*&t My Dad Says” Should Star Terry Francona and Dustin Pedroia
This clip of outtakes from Red Sox photo day has been seen pretty much everywhere. As a matter of fact, I believe redsox.com had it …
Bring Me The Head of Bartolo Colon
Hey, I know it’s just a spring training game. But it’s Jeter, Teixeira, A-Rod, Cano, Posada and Andru Jones versus Darnell, Tek and… uh… I …
A Message From Seventies Jim
Hey ladies, Jim Rice here. Not the Hall of Fame Jim Rice on NESN with the complicated glasses and the multicolored suits. This is the …
And Now This Important Message from Puppet Red to the Rest of the American League
As always, thanks to our friends at Treehouse Studios for the puppet.
You Know It’s Spring Training When…
Yeah, that’s right, stolen base for “Wheels” Ortiz. Normally I would disregard this type of stat assuming it was a typo or there is some …
Just When We Thought Heidi Watney Could Not Get Any More Awesome
Just as ballplayers have contract language stating “don’t drive your moped down an ice slope in the winter” and “avoid tiger-baiting at all costs,” NESN …
…And Starring Terry Francona As Winston Wolfe
Somewhere in a Florida diner… You’re fat. Also, reprehensible. And a lousy closer. You’re loud and abrasive. I just tweeted about how much you suck. …
Baseball, Cavemen, And Dead Presidents
Every off-season it happens: the Yankees make a big free-agent signing, the Red Sox make a counter move. Or the Sox make a trade, and …