Hey, I know it’s just a spring training game. But it’s Jeter, Teixeira, A-Rod, Cano, Posada and Andru Jones versus Darnell, Tek and… uh… I think Sutton’s in there. And Navarro. Whatever. I need something to channel all this righteous, Coors-inspired anger toward. Beating the Yankees, even in Grapefruit mode, will do just fine.
Let the nut-kickery commence!