And Now This Important Message from Puppet Red to the Rest of the American League

If puppet had a penis, I'd suck it.  and i'm not gay.

If puppet had a penis, I'd suck it.  and i'm not gay.

If this doesn't make you smile, you're already dead.

OMG! That is perfectly awesome. haahaahaahaaaaaa

Wait.. Opie has a puppet fetish?

woah. that's kind of creepy.

Heh.

wait....the puppet Red is a guy???

I'm totally gay for puppet Red.

And a new Comment system would be awesome if I could post at work.  I have down time that is not being properly filled.  There's only so many HuffPost links I can get to.

I'm totally gay for puppet Red.

And a new Comment system would be awesome if I could post at work.  I have down time that is not being properly filled.  There's only so many HuffPost links I can get to.

thanks for the corroboration, it's not out of the realm of possibility for me to have hallucinated the whole thing.

So, would it be fair to say the Red puppet has a favorite band, The Dead Kennedy's? 

Another random thought: If Red Puppet has a goatee, so should Youkilis. Just sying. 

So, would it be fair to say the Red puppet has a favorite band, The Dead Kennedy's? 

Another random thought: If Red Puppet has a goatee, so should Youkilis. Just sying. 

I am prepared to serve.

Actually, yes, we were. Echo is lovely but a huge PITA that breaks every other day and can't be manually re-set (we have to email them to fix it for us). We installed a new commenting system that's in beta, but didn't quite like the way it looked... bear with us folks, as we're trying to find something that gives us ECHO-like features but isnt such a friggin pain

Red, is it just my imagination or were you testing a different version of commenting software earlier this morning? I think it showed how many people were online at the time...

I think puppet Red should at least be vice president of Red Sox Nation. He truly speaks for the common fan.

Red, you look like you've lost a little weight my friend! Are you feeling ok? Have you been hanging out with that Daryl Strawberry guy again?

Thumpage.  Great thumpage.

Thumpage.  Great thumpage.

This moment in baseball history was brought to you by Calvert Whiskey & Xanax - not necessarily in that order.

This moment in baseball history was brought to you by Calvert Whiskey & Xanax - not necessarily in that order.

and the wind cried... puppets.