“Can I talk a little bit about my plan to avenge 2010?”

“Has anyone seen the veggie plate?”

“I don’t understand. Why would someone re-program Jarrod’s GPS system so that instead of directing him to the ballpark, it directed him to an abandoned warehouse off a dusty highway where a pack of thugs were waiting to beat him with sticks and lock him in an old trunk?”

“Does that ‘age of consent’ thing apply to Florida?”

“Why the hell would I want another beer?”

“A line of jeans and workpants? I dunno. You think I’m selling too much stuff?”

“I got two tickets to the 8:20 showing of Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never. Who’s with me?”