Sporting a Mohawk-like ‘do and apparently having just downed a gallon of Quaalude cocktail, Johnny speaks. Surprisingly articulate (come on, it’s all relative), Johnny talks candidly about Johnny as a fielder, Johnny as a former Sox and Yankee, Johnny as a Ray and hey-enough-about-me-let’s-talk-about-Manny…and Johnny.

Raise your hand if you miss these soliloquies.

Me either.