Our pals at NESN report that the Powers the Be have added giant LED video screens to Fenway’s centerfield, ensuring that no patrons will thirst for lack of larger-than-life replays and, we can only hope, Dustin Pedroia home movies.

Still not added, sadly, are “Terry Francona’s Bigelow Tea Hot Tub Party Loft” and the “Heidi Watney Watches the Game from Your Lap” section. But if Lucchino has read any of the thirty thousand letters I’ve sent him, I’m sure he’s at least considered these.