The Manny & Johnny Show: Coming to Fenway in 2011

by Red on January 22, 2011

Sure, they’ll be members of the Rays. But this move now turns every Boston-Tampa Bay match-up in 2011 into a sort of “class of 2004″ reunion. At least for Manny, Johnny, Teets, Youk, Ortiz, Tek and Wakefield.

According to NESN, Damon reportedly signed a one-year deal worth $5.25 million, in addition to $750,000 in attendance bonuses. I’m sure ownership was also smart enough to add language requiring that Mrs. Damon attend every home game, the less clothing the better. Manny has agreed to a one-year, $2 million deal.

Somewhere, Curt Leskanic is strapping on the ankle weights and quaffing Muscle Milk by the gallon. C’mon, Tampa Bay… go for the trifecta!

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Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

Rex probably has this shit looped on the big screen with a bottle of jergins next to him.

stevemac33
stevemac33

is Shaughnessy's interview with the NY Post tomorrow ?? Pitt/GB Super Bowl, how exciting (insert sarcasm here)- 2nd Hayes' motion, cmon baseball !

hayes
hayes

So NOW is it baseball season?!?

Tex
Tex

tell us how you really feel LB

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

HA-HA -- FUCK NY, FUCK SHAUGHNESSY, FUCK REX RYAN and FUCK the fucking baby making irresponsible piece of shit asshole CROMARTIE.....

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

After his bashing of the Winter Classic, I was ready to punch him in the shriveled excuse for balls he has.

Now I just ignore him. He is clearly going for sensationalism and I am not going to feed into it. He is a shit stirrer. Not worthy of the title of "writer".

hayes
hayes

Agreeds.  Pulling for Pitt.

hayes
hayes

Agreeds.  Pulling for Pitt.

VJ in Okinawa
VJ in Okinawa

Heh. He will, once  reporter asks him. But only in August. 

VJ in Okinawa
VJ in Okinawa

Heh. He will, once  reporter asks him. But only in August. 

2004nofluke
2004nofluke

More like a JUICE bag!

His later years, health-wise are not going to be comfortable ones, and I can see that happening sooner rather than later...

2004nofluke
2004nofluke

More like a JUICE bag!

His later years, health-wise are not going to be comfortable ones, and I can see that happening sooner rather than later...

2004nofluke
2004nofluke

How many you of (like me) think Manny's not even going to realize he took a pay cut?

2004nofluke
2004nofluke

How many you of (like me) think Manny's not even going to realize he took a pay cut?

hayes
hayes

Also, fucking Celtics.

BB
BB

giambi was/is a douchbag.

hayes
hayes

Giambi was a deeply distrubed man though; he went crazy.  I saw an interview with him on Charlie Rose (serisously) just before/after he signed with the mfys and he was SO normal.  It was actually a little bit sad seeing his character crushed over the years.  I've been wondering if the same thing would happen to Teixeira.

hayes
hayes

Giambi was a deeply distrubed man though; he went crazy.  I saw an interview with him on Charlie Rose (serisously) just before/after he signed with the mfys and he was SO normal.  It was actually a little bit sad seeing his character crushed over the years.  I've been wondering if the same thing would happen to Teixeira.

VJ going to Tokyo
VJ going to Tokyo

As I said in the FB page, I think it's a money grab. Tampa plays in the shittiest stadium, have very fickle fans, and didn't have the smarts to keep the good talent they had. 

Fuck them and fuckthemotherfuckingyankees. Simple. 

ST coming in 20 days? 

VJ going to Tokyo
VJ going to Tokyo

As I said in the FB page, I think it's a money grab. Tampa plays in the shittiest stadium, have very fickle fans, and didn't have the smarts to keep the good talent they had. 

Fuck them and fuckthemotherfuckingyankees. Simple. 

ST coming in 20 days? 

Sharpie
Sharpie

Here's my favorite grocery aisle (also new meaning to BBC) -

hayes
hayes

This is the weirdest way to become relevent.  Maybe they're just trying to interest the fans? Are they out of money? Clearly this is a stop-gap measure.

hayes
hayes

This is the weirdest way to become relevent.  Maybe they're just trying to interest the fans? Are they out of money? Clearly this is a stop-gap measure.

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

You mean from $25 mil/yr to $2 mil/yr?

That's like buying the dented cans with no labels in the 90% off bin -- actually even cheaper -- and you're not sure what you're going to get...

2004nofluke
2004nofluke

Looks like The Rays will also be idiots along with Johnny and Manny in 2011!

Sharpie
Sharpie

Did Manny fall off the shelf?  His price tag sure has been reduced.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Did Manny fall off the shelf?  His price tag sure has been reduced.

ydde
ydde

Amusing, certainly. I guess they've replaced the production from Carlos Pena. LOOK OUT AL EAST!

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