Scenes from the Red Sox Coloring Book

david murphy and josh hamilton sighted at a local army surplus store buying body armor ....  ;)

david murphy and josh hamilton sighted at a local army surplus store buying body armor ....  ;)

HEY....leave My Beltre out of this  O:-)

HEY....leave My Beltre out of this  O:-)

careful, you may eat those words.
seems like everyone forgets he stole 72 bases as a rookie, before he met adrian beltrea...

$50K for 600 or 700 plate appearances? They might as well make it 400 million.

$50K for 600 or 700 plate appearances? They might as well make it 400 million.

and baseball

Extra Bases:

The Red Sox, as expected, avoided arbitration hearings with Jacoby Ellsbury and Jonathan Papelbon.
Ellsbury agreed to one year and $2.4 million with bonuses of $50,000 for 600 and 700 plate appearances.
Papelbon agreed to one year and $12 million. Both players had been tendered contracts in December, committing them to the Red Sox for the coming season.

Extra Bases:

The Red Sox, as expected, avoided arbitration hearings with Jacoby Ellsbury and Jonathan Papelbon.
Ellsbury agreed to one year and $2.4 million with bonuses of $50,000 for 600 and 700 plate appearances.
Papelbon agreed to one year and $12 million. Both players had been tendered contracts in December, committing them to the Red Sox for the coming season.

Basball.  Want.  Now.

Basball.  Want.  Now.

I don't typically puke, but the scratch and sniff joke doesn't work otherwise. 

I don't typically puke, but the scratch and sniff joke doesn't work otherwise. 

I don't typically puke. 

I don't typically puke. 

You speak from experience?

The next page is "Junior vomits in the bleachers because he hid a fifth of whiskey in his pants and drank it all before the 1st inning - Scratch and Sniff!"

Interesting coloring book. hmmmm

Sorry for the late comment (missed the game because of my daughter's volleyball tournament), but Pats—WTH? Gawd I hate the Jets and their whiny-ass coach.

Interesting coloring book. hmmmm

Sorry for the late comment (missed the game because of my daughter's volleyball tournament), but Pats—WTH? Gawd I hate the Jets and their whiny-ass coach.

"Daniel Bard-san!"

Has that depiction been approved by the fashion police?

Someone once said Tito dressed like a lesbian.  That puzzled me - too manly?

Has that depiction been approved by the fashion police?

Someone once said Tito dressed like a lesbian.  That puzzled me - too manly?

Tito has a Buddha-face

Tito looks like a cross between Mr. Miyagi and the dude in the hat who sits behind home plate at Dodgers games with the radar gun.

Wow, I'd never noticed that before.

Tito has a mustache?

Use pink for the gum and brown for the tobacco! Yum! :-P

Haha, blimey. :-D   Is that for real?

"Hey kids, what colour are you going to make that big wad of gum that Terry takes out of his mouth and sticks on the bench?"

Haha, blimey. :-D   Is that for real?

"Hey kids, what colour are you going to make that big wad of gum that Terry takes out of his mouth and sticks on the bench?"