Hector and Urbane in the Clair de Luna

by Red on January 4, 2011

The Sox have signed superutilityguy Hector Luna, fondly remembered in these parts as “Out Number Two of the Eighth Inning of Game Four of the 2004 World Series” (Embree got him swinging), to a minor league deal.

While it’s unlikely that the guy will ever see one game of action in a Sox uni, I found it interesting that Baseball-Reference.com, in its “Similarity Scores” section, ranks Luna with Spider Jorgensen, Clarence Huber and former Red Sox Urbane Pickering.

“Urbane Pickering”? F#$k Lyman Bostock, Shooty Babbitt and Cookie Rojas; I’ve just found the single greatest player name in baseball history.

Where have all these great baseball names gone, people? Sure, I’m jazzed about having an Adrian, a Carl and a Hector. But give me just one guy named Urbane, and I swear I could conquer the world.

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redsock
redsock

I like Stubby Clapp and Bud Weiser, but, sadly, those were not their birthnames.

(Sure, it must have been hell in junior high for Johnny Dickshot, but what about his classmate Gaylord McPudpuller?)

HorshamScouse
HorshamScouse

Always liked Lastings Milledge. His Mom called enough after little Firstings and Secondings got a baby brother.

Kfish
Kfish

So brilliant. Comments included. 

40 Days until pitchers and catchers report, people!

Kfish
Kfish

So brilliant. Comments included. 

40 Days until pitchers and catchers report, people!

The Omnipotent Q
The Omnipotent Q

My favorite all-time baseball name is close to your favorite: Urban Shocker, pitcher from back in the '20s.

dabize
dabize

Here's a bit more useless fun.....didja notice that Dickshot is listed as a hitting comp for Brett Gardner?

That should prove useful to anyone embarking on a trolling expedition to Yankeespace.......

GaryGeiger
GaryGeiger

Wow!!! Praise from Caesar.  Whenever you are looking for some nonproductive time at work, the Baseball Oracle is it.

Great stuff Red....keep up the good work from this Sox fan who saw his first game in 1961, thus my screen name.

GaryGeiger
GaryGeiger

Wow!!! Praise from Caesar.  Whenever you are looking for some nonproductive time at work, the Baseball Oracle is it.

Great stuff Red....keep up the good work from this Sox fan who saw his first game in 1961, thus my screen name.

dabize
dabize

Not bad.....

Can you imagine what the 7th grade must have been like for that guy?

Pure hell

dabize
dabize

How can this be the best baseball name ever, in a world that produced Urban Shocker (admittedly some time ago) and (more recently) Randy Johnson?

thunt
thunt

What about manager of grounds Weston Appelfeller?

thunt
thunt

What about manager of grounds Weston Appelfeller?

Red
Red

Wow. I stand corrected.

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