The crew over at NESN is pushing to come up with a new nickname for Adrian Gonzalez. Things like “El Jefe” or “El Machete” are pretty cool, in the tradition of El Guapo. I was thinking more like “Yankee Bitch-Slapper” or “He Who Makes Pinstripes Cry” but I’m not sure those would catch on. So, I figured if there was a need for some creativity, what better place than the SG comments section. Have at it, folks…