Meet Mr. Crawford

by Red on December 11, 2010

Doc Crawford was officially unveiled as a member of the Sox today, slipping on a hat and shirt that, honestly, he just looked “right” in.

And whadaya know. In the midst of all this drama, tickets went on sale as well.
Honestly, I haven’t been this excited about something since my bootleg DVD of Hell Comes to Frogtown showed up. Happy Saturday, pilgrims.

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BB
BB

it's a known fact that cashman smells like pee.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Haha, "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubblegum."

*loves that film*

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Haha, "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubblegum."

*loves that film*

Chowdahead in VA
Chowdahead in VA

I'm not really a fan of either team, but one thing's for sure, I can't fucking stand Chelsea. Hopefully the Spurs will get a win.

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

Rowdy Roddy Piper is one of the movie's stars. What do you expect?

Pretty sure it's no "They Live", though.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Tottenham v Chelsea is on Fox Soccer Channel at 11am, for those who might be football-minded.  Should be a good game.

*feels confident of a good result*

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Tottenham v Chelsea is on Fox Soccer Channel at 11am, for those who might be football-minded.  Should be a good game.

*feels confident of a good result*

ydde
ydde

*was unaware that Angels fucked*

Tex
Tex

oh. my bad

Tex
Tex

uhmmmm wtf are you talking about

Tex
Tex

peeing...creaming...Cashman ain't no Theo for sure

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

"This film is set in an post-apocalyptic wasteland of the future where amphibians rule the Earth. Following a nuclear war, few fertile men and women exist and, as a result, Sam Hell (Piper) is recruited by the government to reproduce and save the human race. He is recruited to infiltrate a city of frog-people and rescue a group of fertile women. Hell has to wear a protective codpiece that will explode if he tries to abort his mission."

Seriously Red, you terrify me sometimes. 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

"This film is set in an post-apocalyptic wasteland of the future where amphibians rule the Earth. Following a nuclear war, few fertile men and women exist and, as a result, Sam Hell (Piper) is recruited by the government to reproduce and save the human race. He is recruited to infiltrate a city of frog-people and rescue a group of fertile women. Hell has to wear a protective codpiece that will explode if he tries to abort his mission."

Seriously Red, you terrify me sometimes. 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

"This film is set in an post-apocalyptic wasteland of the future where amphibians rule the Earth. Following a nuclear war, few fertile men and women exist and, as a result, Sam Hell (Piper) is recruited by the government to reproduce and save the human race. He is recruited to infiltrate a city of frog-people and rescue a group of fertile women. Hell has to wear a protective codpiece that will explode if he tries to abort his mission."

Seriously Red, you terrify me sometimes. 

VJ in Okinawa
VJ in Okinawa

"Look what I can do if given money like Cashman" is what Theo is saying while staring at Carl Crawford with some man-love. 

Carl is thinking, "I'm rich, bitch". 

Truck day anyone? 

VJ in Okinawa
VJ in Okinawa

"Look what I can do if given money like Cashman" is what Theo is saying while staring at Carl Crawford with some man-love. 

Carl is thinking, "I'm rich, bitch". 

Truck day anyone? 

urn-ie
urn-ie

I think it's because he knows Cashman is peeing in his pants.  ;)

urn-ie
urn-ie

I think it's because he knows Cashman is peeing in his pants.  ;)

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

Theo is admiring his  handiwork while "Damn It Feels Good to Be A Gangsta" plays in his head.

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

Theo is admiring his  handiwork while "Damn It Feels Good to Be A Gangsta" plays in his head.

Nikki
Nikki

Maybe he did! *dramatic eyebrow*

Tex
Tex

I agree with ya....Theo is leaning back admiring the "Prize" he caught and smirking cos he knows Cashman is creaming in his pants

Jennie
Jennie

No, Theo looks like he seriously just birthed him.

Nikki
Nikki

Crawford looks great, but look at how damn impressed Theo seems with himself in that picture! I am cracking up! Or, maybe I'm still drunk fromlast night and everything seems funny...

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