I don’t like the Rays. They are like cartoon characters playing in a real baseball league, right down to the Clark Kent manager. They have no business beating up on the Red Sox. And when they roll into New York, it won’t be a pretty sight:

Tampa Bay’s coaches and players will be wearing John Daly-style wild pants on the road trip to visit the Yankees, which takes place Monday, September 13.

Hopefully these two teams literally beat the snot out of each other and get bounced in the first round of the playoffs.