Ahem. ::clears throat::
The f#$k? Who are you and what are you doing in my broadcast booth?
Mister Cashman sent me. Said after last night’s loss to the Os it was over for you guys. I’m just here for one song.
The hell you are. Tell that pinhead to rewatch his 2004 ALCS DVDs. Meanwhile, the boys got a song of their own. Hit it, whitey.
::singing:: So if you give us a chance to remember…
The love we had once together…
Wait and see…
F#$kin’ time is all that we really need…
I’m praying you won’t say no. I mean to tell you…
Don’t let it end. Baby we could have so much more.
Don’t let it end. Honey please don’t walk out that door.
QUICK SIDE NOTE: “Honey” represents you, the fan. Not in a weird way. But you see where we’re going with this. Okay, back to the song.
Don’t let it end. I’m begging you, don’t let it end this way.
Don’t let it end. I’m begging you, don’t let it end this waaaaaaaaaaay.
No no no.
No nooooooooo no.
[Editor's note: For maximum effectiveness, cue the video below to 4:12 and follow along from here with the last few lines. It's like 3-D. For your ears!]
What will I do… if you say we’re through? I need you to stay.
Honey…
Don’t let it end…
This…
Way.
Cool tune. And you’ll have lots of time in October to work on some new numbers. Heh.
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