Surviving Fenway

by Denton on September 2, 2010

 

As always, whenever Red and I run into a question we can’t answer, we turn to SG Nation to provide a little gray matter and help out. Sometimes the suggestions we get are a bit disturbing (the Michael J. Fox Bobblehead Night comes to mind) but in general, our readers are pretty creative and helpful.

So, in partnership with TiqIQ, we are putting together the Fenway Park Survival Guide. TiqIQ launched this with another partner-site in Philly (thefightins.com) and Red and I think, with your help, we could put together the definitiveFenway Guide.

In order to encourage creativity (and quite frankly, so we don’t have to do any work) we are not restricting suggestions to mundane categories like “best hot dog vendor” or “cleanest bathroom.” We want it all, folks: the good, the bad, and the ugly. If you have an idea on how to make someones trip to the park better…or at least more memorable, throw it down in the comments. Parking tips, sections with the hottest fans, nastiest ushers, post-game party sites…we really want it all.

Red and I will get together with a coupla 30-packs and assemble the official “Fenway Park Survival Guide.” This should be good, eh?

191 comments
KazRiprock
KazRiprock

I'd tell you my secret parking area where you don't get tickets and you can beat traffic...but then I'd have to kill you.

Tex
Tex

   Just treat Earl like this

Tex
Tex

   Just treat Earl like this

Tex
Tex

   Just treat Earl like this

Tex
Tex

How bout Tits?

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

Did you miss the weather report homie? Theres a fucking hurricane coming.

Just sayin....

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

Did you miss the weather report homie? Theres a fucking hurricane coming.

Just sayin....

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

When at Fenway:

1. Don't do the wave. You're all just sheep.
2. Don't you dare even hum so much as a bar of that wretched song. No fan actually likes that worthless piece of shit Neil Diamond. 
3. It is acceptable to sing Tessie and Dirty Water
4. If you have a voice left when you leave the game, you're doing it wrong. 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

When at Fenway:

1. Don't do the wave. You're all just sheep.
2. Don't you dare even hum so much as a bar of that wretched song. No fan actually likes that worthless piece of shit Neil Diamond. 
3. It is acceptable to sing Tessie and Dirty Water
4. If you have a voice left when you leave the game, you're doing it wrong. 

BB
BB

none what so ever....  ;)

BB
BB

none what so ever....  ;)

BB
BB

nevah doubted it.

hannah
hannah

there we go Pap!!!

jules (ulmo)
jules (ulmo)

WHEW!!!!!!!!!

Time for another glass of wine.

That was too interesting, but whew.

jules (ulmo)
jules (ulmo)

Reading Alexis's link on Jeter's new house. Holy crap!

Come on, Paps!!!

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

It's useful for the weather in any case :)   Been a few years, so I can wear heels again.  Boston is supposed to get some rain dump and winds from Earl - weathermen say either tomorrow or Sat.  Cape and islands might get hit a bit harder

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

It's useful for the weather in any case :)   Been a few years, so I can wear heels again.  Boston is supposed to get some rain dump and winds from Earl - weathermen say either tomorrow or Sat.  Cape and islands might get hit a bit harder

Sharpie
Sharpie

OK, let's get 3 outs & go home.

Sharpie
Sharpie

OK, let's get 3 outs & go home.

jules (ulmo)
jules (ulmo)

I'll be honest, I miss Eck in the booth. He was so un-filtered and honest. 

jules (ulmo)
jules (ulmo)

I'll be honest, I miss Eck in the booth. He was so un-filtered and honest. 

Ted
Ted

I feel a little better, then.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Thank you Jeemer.  Now go take a shower.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Thank you Jeemer.  Now go take a shower.

Becky
Becky

He did,Ted. I had to look it up. I couldn't remember either!

Becky
Becky

Sorry about your foot. I have something similar in my knee,lots of fun during the rainy season in FL.

Aren't you Bostonians supposed to get a visit from Earl?

Ted
Ted

Did Bard pitch last night? I honestly can't remember?

Ted
Ted

Why is Bard not in the game?

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

so kids in the boston area, my previously broken foot tells me we're getting rain tomorrow.  hopefully it won't completely screw up the weekend series.

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

so kids in the boston area, my previously broken foot tells me we're getting rain tomorrow.  hopefully it won't completely screw up the weekend series.

Becky
Becky

Ever since you mentioned the 7 run rule, I have found it to be true.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Do we get any points for how high we hit'em?

Alexis
Alexis

Now you're talking.

Alexis
Alexis

I ask you for a man servant and you offer me Rich?

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

true.  Remy is the color commentator for a reason.  Greatest DO moment ever for me was when Eck swore in the booth last year.  Don's face was priceless.

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

true.  Remy is the color commentator for a reason.  Greatest DO moment ever for me was when Eck swore in the booth last year.  Don's face was priceless.

Ted
Ted

I'm Rich's agent. I'll fax you a list of our demands.

Jennie
Jennie

I think that was all Remy.  I think Don knew better than to start answering that question...

Jennie
Jennie

I think that was all Remy.  I think Don knew better than to start answering that question...

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