From the monthly archives:

September 2010

Say this much for the 2010 Red Sox: they’re keeping it real. They could have folded up long ago citing injury, plague, gingivitis, or just about anything else, and we would have accepted it. A Youk- and Elf-free line-up, after all, can only be expected to do so much. But the last couple games have [...]

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Minor Leagues, Major Brawl

by Denton on September 15, 2010

Clay Buchholz does for win number 16 in Seattle. Tune in now folks, this ain’t no late-night game!

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Game Thread: Give Me Ten

by Denton on September 14, 2010

Dice-K goes for win number ten tonight. Unfortunately,other than people on the west coast and a few drunks around here, I’m not sure many people will be up to see his effort. Sure, I’llbe up, but people with real jobs and lives aren’t going to stay up until midnight to see Dice-K battle Ichiro, are [...]

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With the Rays now in first place and the Sox seven games behind the Yanks for the wild card, I’m not exactly clearing up my schedule for any 2010 World Series victory parades down Comm Ave. But last night’s win, anchored by another stupendous Jon Lester performance, is the kind of game that gets me [...]

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Life After Baseball

by Denton on September 13, 2010

Seriously, if the Red Sox can’t beat this guy, it’s time to think about a new career. He looks like he belongs on the chess team or playing tuba in the marching band. In other news, the Jets are in trouble for allegedly harrassing Mexican reporter Ines Sainz. Woody Johnson had this to say: “I [...]

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Let’s Not Get Fistered

by Red on September 13, 2010

At this stage of the season, as playoff hopes fade like murky watercolor paintings left out in the rain (a lyric proudly lifted from the Barry Manilow hit, “Too Strong a Relish”), I pin my hopes on the little things. Like praying that Jon Lester can nab his 17th win. And that Ortiz might slam [...]

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Reality Strikes

by Denton on September 11, 2010

Now, finally, we can all admit we’re just playing out the string. As Red said, we’ll watch, we’ll root, we’ll cheer, but we know:we’re looking to next year. Tonight, I have my eye on Saltalamacchia to see if he might be the 2011 catcher, being backed up and benefiting from the wisdom of Tek? Lackey’s [...]

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Not Even Hawkeye Can Save Them Now

by Red on September 11, 2010

I honestly thought — without the help of drugs or alcohol — that this west coast swing might be where the Sox turn it around. “They’re going to turn it around,” I said to the drunk next to me as I lie in bed watching last night’s game. “The drive to the playoffs begins now.” [...]

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Folks, I have to admit: I’ve been living a lie. I just got back from a week-long sojourn to Las Vegas. And before I set foot on that sunbaked soil, I was convinced that I’d experienced fast food. That I knew fast food. Turns out, however, I knew nothing. I’d never been to In-N-Out Burger. [...]

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The Remy Report

by Denton on September 9, 2010

We know him as the RemDawg. Former Red Sox player, cancer survivor, our beloved color commentator on NESN. We enjoy all of his antics: from air guitar to breaking down the great “pizza throwing incident.” But man, I wouldn’t want to hang out with his kids. Last week, Remy’s son Jordan was arrested for assaulting a [...]

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