Seriously, if the Red Sox can’t beat this guy, it’s time to think about a new career. He looks like he belongs on the chess team or playing tuba in the marching band.

In other news, the Jets are in trouble for allegedly harrassing Mexican reporter Ines Sainz. Woody Johnson had this to say:

“I called her the minute I found out about it, and I finally spoke to her later on in the day”

Of course he called her, his name ain’t “Woody” for nothing. All I can say after Googling Ines (all for the sake of this post, of course) is “Heidi who?”