That was the one memorable line from a horrendous seventies sitcom, The San Pedro Beach Bums. For a couple of weeks, everybody was saying it. Kind of like “where’s the beef” or “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willis.” So I’m thinking about bringing it back. Try it out on your friends today and let me know how it works out. You don’t need any context, you don’t even need a reason, just blurt it out. Football, you bet!

Beckett, you bet… just doesn’t work.