You Can’t Stop Clutch

by Denton on August 1, 2010

A loss yesterday might have been the fork in the 2010 season. The Red Sox threatened all day, they teased us more than Julie Kenney’s hemline did in ninth grade, but couldn’t break the ice until the seventh. Finally, finally, a couple of runs were on the board. Ortiz stepped to the plate with bases loaded and images of the night were in everyone’s head. But it wasn’t meant to be, not yet, as Ortiz struck out swinging.

In the ninth, lightning struck again. The Sox had runners on second and third thanks to a pinch-hit double from Jed Lowrie. Then Jim Leyland “pulled a Scioscia” and intentionally walked Youk to get to Big Papi. Yeah, you read that right. Papi thanked him for the opportunity with a bases clearing double: ball game. Why managers insist on pitching to him remains a mystery.

Putting a microphone in front of him is no mystery. His quotes are becoming almost as memorable as his hits.

“I was having a crazy day today,” Ortiz said. “I faced a few situations and I didn’t come through.”

But he did when it was most important.

“I won,” he said. “That’s it. Game over.”

Word. Tomorrow, we get the magic of Dale Scott behind the plate. Put the steel mesh in front of the TV and bolt down the lamps, this could get ugly.

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English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Pah.

Night all.

"Hey Shelley - touch Beltre's head, he loves it."

Ted
Ted

Meh. You can't win 'em all.

No quit in this team, though. THAT I like.

Sharpie
Sharpie

shit.  he swung at ball 4

Sharpie
Sharpie

shit.  he swung at ball 4

Alexis
Alexis

That picture of youk mighgt need to be my new picture in here.

hayes
hayes

Good thing about all the n00bs? Everybody's due...

hayes
hayes

Looking fierce.

Ted
Ted

Here come the Cardiac Kids again....

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

After Adrian Beltre clubbed a home run in Friday night's game, television cameras caught him in the dugout taking what looked like a serious swing at catcher Victor Martinez. Turns out, he was taking a swing, and there was a perfectly good explanation - if you're someone who doesn't like having their head touched.

Martinez and Beltre are friends, but in the home run celebration, Martinez touched the top of Beltre's head -- and the third baseman said that's something his fellow players know he absolutely hates. Beltre reacted immediately, lashing out at Martinez.

The two were smiling throughout, but Beltre definitely put some force behind his good-natured swing at Martinez.

"He knows I don't like that. I don't like anybody to touch my head, and he knows it. He does it on purpose. So I'm not responsible for everything that happens after that happens," Beltre said.

Doesn't saying something like this basically guarantee you a lifetime of head rubbing? It's the equivalent of "psycho" from "Stripes" telling the platoon that he doesn't like being called Francis.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

After Adrian Beltre clubbed a home run in Friday night's game, television cameras caught him in the dugout taking what looked like a serious swing at catcher Victor Martinez. Turns out, he was taking a swing, and there was a perfectly good explanation - if you're someone who doesn't like having their head touched.

Martinez and Beltre are friends, but in the home run celebration, Martinez touched the top of Beltre's head -- and the third baseman said that's something his fellow players know he absolutely hates. Beltre reacted immediately, lashing out at Martinez.

The two were smiling throughout, but Beltre definitely put some force behind his good-natured swing at Martinez.

"He knows I don't like that. I don't like anybody to touch my head, and he knows it. He does it on purpose. So I'm not responsible for everything that happens after that happens," Beltre said.

Doesn't saying something like this basically guarantee you a lifetime of head rubbing? It's the equivalent of "psycho" from "Stripes" telling the platoon that he doesn't like being called Francis.

jules (ulmo)
jules (ulmo)

haahaaahaaa...Victor is like a little kid who is told he can't have a cookie and he's reaching his hand into the cookie jar anyways. 

jules (ulmo)
jules (ulmo)

haahaaahaaa...Victor is like a little kid who is told he can't have a cookie and he's reaching his hand into the cookie jar anyways. 

Alexis
Alexis

Hee. My favorite might be Scoots sneaking in when Adrian's back is turned.

hayes
hayes

Big boy pants time...

hayes
hayes

He looks pissed...

Ted
Ted

Watched the last 2 innings talking to JB on the phone. Both of us were just laughing while watching how filthy Bard is.

Sharpie
Sharpie

I've got a good friend named Shelley & nobody says anything to him about it if they're fond of their teeth.

Sharpie
Sharpie

I've got a good friend named Shelley & nobody says anything to him about it if they're fond of their teeth.

hannah
hannah

i adore Daniel Bard.

Alexis
Alexis

If I were a man named Shelley, I would change my name.

hayes
hayes

If I was Jed I would do everything Youk told me to do.  Just sayin'

hayes
hayes

If I was Jed I would do everything Youk told me to do.  Just sayin'

red sox chic
red sox chic

Beltre has said publicly that he doesnt like to have his head touched ever by anyone, but victor does it just to mess with him.

urn-ie
urn-ie

it's like when they bring you food in a restaurant and the server says "the plate is hot, don't touch it". I always have to touch it.

hayes
hayes

Can't touch this.

hayes
hayes

Wondered myself.

Becky
Becky

WTF is wrong with Victor?

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Hah, is he just playing angry when they touch his head, or is it genuine? :-D

*notes it turns to smiles pretty quickly*

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Hah, is he just playing angry when they touch his head, or is it genuine? :-D

*notes it turns to smiles pretty quickly*

Alexis
Alexis

Way to go, Delish!

hayes
hayes

The head rub thing...fucking nuts.

Sharpie
Sharpie

The Beast shall not be tamed!

Sox in the Desert
Sox in the Desert

Think we can convince them that we signed Cameron to the 1 year deal and Beltre to the 2 year deal?

Alexis
Alexis

BEWARE OF BELTRE!

Becky
Becky

Beltre'd! Woohoo!

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