Josh Beckett Will Tear Your Still-Beating Heart from Your Chest, Douse It with A-1, and Feed It to Your Mother

by Red on August 3, 2010

"...and I'll kick your sister Shelley's ass, too."

Make note of tonight’s game on your calendars, folks. Because I have a feeling that it will be looked back on as “the game that changed everything.”

Every team needs that moment to gel, to become one group of dudes sharing the same pair of brass knuckles. I think between the twin powers of Mikey Lowell’s first-pitch home run in his first game back since about 1994 (or so it seemed) and the bench-clearing sparked by the Indians’ pitchers’ inability to actually land one on a Sox batter in retaliation for a couple Beckett HBPs, these guys are officially a Team. Spare parts, Gentleman Bill Hall and all.

Personally, my favorite moment of the game — right after Lowell’s standing O/home run and Beckett trying to perform some impromptu spinal surgery on Shelley Duncan — was seeing Big John Lackey inserting himself right into the mix, standing by Commander Kick Ass’ side, ready to take on all offending parties. It was worth every hit and base on balls he’s surrendered this season.

Is it the start of a turnaround? A 17-of-20 stretch? A resurgence to the top of the AL East? I sure hope so. But I’ve already gotten my money’s worth; with an entertainment value through the roof, that was my choice for this season’s game of the year. A little action, the return of Lowell, eight innings of one-run ball from Beckett, and a clean Papelbon inning to close it out.

Scenic Lowell approves:

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Brenna
Brenna

Yeah, he and Youk were holding back Beckett.  I found that incredibly amusing.

Brenna
Brenna

Yeah, he and Youk were holding back Beckett.  I found that incredibly amusing.

Brian
Brian

But I thought they had one for everything?

Brian
Brian

But I thought they had one for everything?

Orange Julius
Orange Julius

Shelley Duncan looks like a cast member from "The Hills Have Eyes."  He was a punk when he was with the Yankees too. 

Orange Julius
Orange Julius

Shelley Duncan looks like a cast member from "The Hills Have Eyes."  He was a punk when he was with the Yankees too. 

rdsox582
rdsox582

thats the same kinda dog pap has and if paps dog can eat the world series winning ball.. becketts can chomp down on a few indian fans

rdsox582
rdsox582

thats my favorite moment too.. the look on lackeys face was PRICELESS... that pitchers is lucky his ribs are still all in tact from beltre.. we needed this energy to hype us up.. the al is ours

Sharpie
Sharpie

But Lewis did leave a puddle on the mound.

Tex
Tex

Everytime I see this poster of the film I saw during SXSW...I think of our boys

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Is the "Joshy" thing my first entry into the SG lexicon?

Tex
Tex

fuck the Indians...let's fight some Yankees

Stacy
Stacy

Oh hell, he's trained up that pup by now.  It's a killer, that.

Stacy
Stacy

Oh hell, he's trained up that pup by now.  It's a killer, that.

Stacy
Stacy

Game of the year.  I'm still giddy thinking about it.  Either that or I want to start a rumble with some Indians fans.

Stacy
Stacy

Game of the year.  I'm still giddy thinking about it.  Either that or I want to start a rumble with some Indians fans.

Tex
Tex

Im glad we got the Beckett on the left and not the one on the right

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

The dude in "The Most Dangerous Game" is actually based on Beckett. 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

The dude in "The Most Dangerous Game" is actually based on Beckett. 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

I believe Rocco best expresses how I feel about the game and the rest of the season:

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

I believe Rocco best expresses how I feel about the game and the rest of the season:

Tex
Tex

crazy TEXass pitchers

E in DC
E in DC

I'm sorry I missed the fun too, but I'm not really surprised that Mikey returned with a vengeance.  I am surprised that when Beltre gave Lewis The Death Stare that Lewis didn't spontaneously combust.

E in DC
E in DC

I'm sorry I missed the fun too, but I'm not really surprised that Mikey returned with a vengeance.  I am surprised that when Beltre gave Lewis The Death Stare that Lewis didn't spontaneously combust.

Sox on the Beach
Sox on the Beach

So sorry I missed this last night. Highlights today have been awesome, however.

Brain
Brain

Beckett went out looking for an apology card, but Hallmark doesn't have a "I'm going to rip your head off, and shit down your throat" line of greeting cards.

jules
jules

I love crazy-ass pitchers.

Tex
Tex

did I even mention Texans or cowboys?? ok I said texas....but i was in NO WAY implying anything as you think

Beckett was hunting Indians all night .... better to do it on a hunting lodge fairly instead of them being square in front of him  8-)

Tex
Tex

did I even mention Texans or cowboys?? ok I said texas....but i was in NO WAY implying anything as you think

Beckett was hunting Indians all night .... better to do it on a hunting lodge fairly instead of them being square in front of him  8-)

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

I am offended by the idea that a Texan (or a cowboy) would hunt Indians for sport. Why must we pander to the lowest common denominator and make this about race.

You offend me.  

O:-)

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

I am offended by the idea that a Texan (or a cowboy) would hunt Indians for sport. Why must we pander to the lowest common denominator and make this about race.

You offend me.  

O:-)

Tex
Tex

Has anyone bothered to tell Shelly Beckett owns a 30-06 and has won the Muy Grande in Texas and owns a Hunting Lodge??? 

Im sure the Sox would pay good money to send the Indians out loose on his property while the Sox hunted them down

Tex
Tex

Has anyone bothered to tell Shelly Beckett owns a 30-06 and has won the Muy Grande in Texas and owns a Hunting Lodge??? 

Im sure the Sox would pay good money to send the Indians out loose on his property while the Sox hunted them down

Tex
Tex

I love YOU!!!

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

Shelly Duncan is now in the witness protection program. He was seen leaving the Back Bay in a black Lincoln Town Car with an armed escort. 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

Shelly Duncan is now in the witness protection program. He was seen leaving the Back Bay in a black Lincoln Town Car with an armed escort. 

Tex
Tex

LOVE IT....Cepting all true blood Texans don't need any pansyass sauce to eat their meat with

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

 
Goofy on top...Minny on top.....Goofy on top...Minny on top.....Goofy on top...Minny on top.....
 

 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

Goofy on top...Minny on top.....Goofy on top...Minny on top.....Goofy on top...Minny on top.....

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

I have not been as excited about a game as I am about tonight's in a looooong time.

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

I have not been as excited about a game as I am about tonight's in a looooong time.

Dale Sams
Dale Sams

"Hyuck! This is fun!..uhh...we're not actually gonna throw down are we?"

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

and your Mom will LIKE it!

Hope the momentum carries over tonight and takes them into the weekend.

Redbeard76
Redbeard76

Target #1 - Shelly Duncan - punk-ass sox-hating yertle turtle motherfucker.

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