Good Ol’ Elfin Magic!

by Denton on August 17, 2010

OK, it was really some good ol’ Buchholz magic with a little help from Ryan Kalish’s grandest of slams that was the story here. Clay is now 14-5 with an ERA somewhere south of two-and-a-half. Can we put him in the Cy Young conversation yet? I think we can.

Pedroia’s return was a little less than glorious (0-for4 with an error), but you have to think that the sheer badassery that emanates from him played a part in the win. I can only hope that Mikey Lowell gave him a little attitude. Something along the lines of “Pulled an 0′fer on your first game back with an error? I just hit the first pitch I saw out of the park.”

And speaking of “out of the park” did you catch the results of Darnells’ over-everything bomb? Just a shattered rear window on some poor bastard’s car in the parking lot. Better call 1-800…oh, never mind, Castiglione beat that to death during the radio broadcast.

Needless to say, the Yanks and Rays both won, and the defecit remains five-and-a-half. Tomorrow night, it’s John Lackey – he of the 6.52 ERA over his last three starts. Better bring the good lumber, boys, you’re gonna need some runs.

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Sharpie
Sharpie

It was fine; about like a game in KC.  Other than "Go back to Boston" & "Boston sucks", there wasn't bad shit directed at me.  I told'em we see'em again in October.

Sharpie
Sharpie

It was fine; about like a game in KC.  Other than "Go back to Boston" & "Boston sucks", there wasn't bad shit directed at me.  I told'em we see'em again in October.

Dale Sams
Dale Sams

Question: Those that attended the Rangers games a few days ago. How was the experience aside from the nut-crunching loss on Friday?

From a baseball fan perspective, I thought it was exciting to see a game with Rangers fans who are getting to see a playoff team for the first time in a while. And they were a hell of a lot more polite than the Rays fans in 2008. IMO

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

It's my Murphy all over too.

*has a cardboard box in the hall permanently for him*

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

It's my Murphy all over too.

*has a cardboard box in the hall permanently for him*

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

Definitely.  Our farm system really deserves a tip of the cap.  Pedroia, Youk, Ells, Lester, Buch, Paps all came up through Pawtucket, and this year, with Nava, Kalish, McDonald, Bowden, Bard, Doubront, and probably even more I've lost track of, helping us out, PawSox has been huge for the club.

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

Definitely.  Our farm system really deserves a tip of the cap.  Pedroia, Youk, Ells, Lester, Buch, Paps all came up through Pawtucket, and this year, with Nava, Kalish, McDonald, Bowden, Bard, Doubront, and probably even more I've lost track of, helping us out, PawSox has been huge for the club.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Damn straight.  I like what they've done so far.  The other farm hands might be a solution to our bullpen problems, too.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Damn straight.  I like what they've done so far.  The other farm hands might be a solution to our bullpen problems, too.

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

Agreed that running into Beltre and cracking some ribs was not surprising.   Not a medical professional here either, but, I could understand the previously injured ribs being re-broken or re-cracked, or still tender, but not sure why an injury to one rib would make another one weaker.   Oh well, we'll make do with the Replacements from Pawtucket.

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

Agreed that running into Beltre and cracking some ribs was not surprising.   Not a medical professional here either, but, I could understand the previously injured ribs being re-broken or re-cracked, or still tender, but not sure why an injury to one rib would make another one weaker.   Oh well, we'll make do with the Replacements from Pawtucket.

Sharpie
Sharpie

To me, his body hitting the ground or crashing into a wall is like a car hitting a wall at 50 mph, the force is mostly is determined by his weight & speed.  Running into Beltre is more like 2 cars colliding at 50 mph each & that could've made him more susceptible to the other injuries.

Now beings this is the most powerful handgun - no, wait; that's from a movie.  Now beings I'm neither a physicist nor a physician, I may be exceeding the Full line on the manure container. 

Sharpie
Sharpie

To me, his body hitting the ground or crashing into a wall is like a car hitting a wall at 50 mph, the force is mostly is determined by his weight & speed.  Running into Beltre is more like 2 cars colliding at 50 mph each & that could've made him more susceptible to the other injuries.

Now beings this is the most powerful handgun - no, wait; that's from a movie.  Now beings I'm neither a physicist nor a physician, I may be exceeding the Full line on the manure container. 

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

They weren't all Beltre though.  And apparently he cracked another one on the last road trip.  Not even making a joke about him being weak - it's honestly a little worrisome how many injuries he's had this season in his ribs, considering how he's always played hard and made diving plays in center and never had a problem before.

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

They weren't all Beltre though.  And apparently he cracked another one on the last road trip.  Not even making a joke about him being weak - it's honestly a little worrisome how many injuries he's had this season in his ribs, considering how he's always played hard and made diving plays in center and never had a problem before.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Just have to defensively position Scoots.

Lowrie singing -

I've got mono,
I've got gono,
Yes, I've got syphillis,
Who could ask for anything more?

Sharpie
Sharpie

If Beltre tenderized your ribs, they'd be weak, too.  :)

Sharpie
Sharpie

If Beltre tenderized your ribs, they'd be weak, too.  :)

Sharpie
Sharpie

Oh, that is so my cat George, completely.

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

Bubblewrap?  I mean honestly, for an otherwise very healthy young man, Ellsbury's ribs are really freakishly weak.

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

Bubblewrap?  I mean honestly, for an otherwise very healthy young man, Ellsbury's ribs are really freakishly weak.

jeff
jeff

Someone needs to get that Ellsbury kid a glass of milk or at least a calcium supplement. He’s had more broken ribs this season than an all you can eat night at Chilies. I know he’s young but is it ever too soon to be tested for osteoporosis? Here’s hoping that SD takes him off our hands for A-Gonzilla!!!

jeff
jeff

Someone needs to get that Ellsbury kid a glass of milk or at least a calcium supplement. He’s had more broken ribs this season than an all you can eat night at Chilies. I know he’s young but is it ever too soon to be tested for osteoporosis? Here’s hoping that SD takes him off our hands for A-Gonzilla!!!

buckhntr
buckhntr

good effort last nite all around. freakin' lackey needs to come thru. how come lowrie not at short? anything is better than scutaro. the man has no range at all.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Can't remember who the cat owners are here, but this one's for you:

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Can't remember who the cat owners are here, but this one's for you:

VJ in Okinawa
VJ in Okinawa

Awesome performance by Clay, and the bullpen. Getting the halos to pull an 0-fer is excellent stuff. 

And what more can we say about Kalish? Can we get him to steal bases too? 

VJ in Okinawa
VJ in Okinawa

Awesome performance by Clay, and the bullpen. Getting the halos to pull an 0-fer is excellent stuff. 

And what more can we say about Kalish? Can we get him to steal bases too? 

hayes
hayes

I miss baseball - too worked to watche,d but not to busy to get wasted on a tuesday after bartending.

xo
hayes

Tex
Tex

Fuck the Rangers! Dammit. Why can't they beat the Rays and help us out?

Clay is really looking sweet this year!  If I was gonna have my car window smashed by someone..MacDaddy is one I'd be happy with

Tex
Tex

Fuck the Rangers! Dammit. Why can't they beat the Rays and help us out?

Clay is really looking sweet this year!  If I was gonna have my car window smashed by someone..MacDaddy is one I'd be happy with

Nikki
Nikki

I just saw that conversation between Scenic and Elf in my head. I have no doubt Dustin will make someone pay soon for his o'fer! It's gonna be glorious!

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