Tonight’s Battlecry, Courtesy of Dewey

by Red on July 5, 2010

Think that moustache is f#$king around? Think again, asshole.

“Tampa Bay has its own baseball team? Whatever. Crush those motherf#$kers!”

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DoctorX
DoctorX

Belated reply, but from millan.net.  She makes some really great emoticons.

--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

Belated reply, but from millan.net.  She makes some really great emoticons.

--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

Nyaah . . . we would have accepted "that fucking Francoma."

Fiddlesticks!

--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

I do not say he is right, but he is not a douchebag.

Zimmer was a douchebag, Little became a douchebag.

Tito has a lot of credit in his account winning twice and holding the team together, especially this year with nearly the entire starting line-up on the DL in some capacity. 

--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

I do not say he is right, but he is not a douchebag.

Zimmer was a douchebag, Little became a douchebag.

Tito has a lot of credit in his account winning twice and holding the team together, especially this year with nearly the entire starting line-up on the DL in some capacity. 

--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

What was that smell . . . I sniffed it briefly . . . the smell of First Place and Best Record in MLB . . . it was a sweet smell . . . just a hint of cinnamon . . . then this stench of shit destroyed it all.

--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

Really.  Who else consistently lasts less than 4 innings--of quality--and chokes up 4 run leads?

Other than MDC, of course. . . .

--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

Really.  Who else consistently lasts less than 4 innings--of quality--and chokes up 4 run leads?

Other than MDC, of course. . . .

--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

He is not a starting pitcher.

I had some fun recently explaining to some Japanese fans that while he may have been impressive in Japan, in "'MERICA!"--fuck yeah!--he is a 4th to 5th starter AT BEST.

--J. "He Derk Er Jerbs!" D.

Marc
Marc

Or Atchison for that matter

Marc
Marc

I'm all for giving Dubront the rest of Dice K's starts for the season.

Jennie
Jennie

Why do I get all the after babble only when I have enemy feed?

Mike
Mike

Hello, third place. How you been?

Marc
Marc

Tito got Gradyitis

hayes
hayes

Is there room for Dice K on the DL?

Tex
Tex

:spits on Garza:

fuck em all

DoctorX
DoctorX

FUCK!

I blame DieSucky--and yes, Tito--for a HUGE squander.

--J.D.

Marc
Marc

I wonder what Joe infinite chin West would say about this game?

DoctorX
DoctorX

This . . . game.

--J.D.

Tex
Tex

ok Youk.  Just do IT

Tex
Tex

ok Youk.  Just do IT

DoctorX
DoctorX

I'm . . . not . . . dead!

--J.D.

Tex
Tex

oh Damn....hopefully lb ordered double   O:-)

Tex
Tex

oh Damn....hopefully lb ordered double   O:-)

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Nice one Papi!

*can't believe those fuckwits have got vuvuzelas too*

Marc
Marc

Well there is a flicker of a glimmer of hope

hannah
hannah

ok!! that's a start!

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

My comment was in reply to your initial post.

*steering clear of the other subject*

lb --bb's brother
lb --bb's brother

The only gerbil out there is the one coined by Bill Lee as the "Designated Gerbil."  Don (the stupid fuck) ZImmer - I hated him from the day he became the Sox manager to the day he left -- couldn't manage pitchers... sucked..

lb --bb's brother
lb --bb's brother

The only gerbil out there is the one coined by Bill Lee as the "Designated Gerbil."  Don (the stupid fuck) ZImmer - I hated him from the day he became the Sox manager to the day he left -- couldn't manage pitchers... sucked..

lb --bb's brother
lb --bb's brother

The only gerbil out there is the one coined by Bill Lee as the "Designated Gerbil."  Son (the stupid fuck) ZImmer - I hated him from the day he became the Sox manager to the day he left -- couldn't manage pitchers... sucked...

lb --bb's brother
lb --bb's brother

The only gerbil out there is the one coined by Bill Lee as the "Designated Gerbil."  Son (the stupid fuck) ZImmer - I hated him from the day he became the Sox manager to the day he left -- couldn't manage pitchers... sucked...

Stacy
Stacy

So, this guy is good, no?

Marc
Marc

Don't get me wrong I like Tito too, but you have to have a quick hook with Dice K or it all goes to hell, this lineup is held together with tape string and spit, they did their job, 5 runs should be more than sufficient to get a win.

Tex
Tex

thanks Boys....Im sure my postal carrier will really wonder now

Tex
Tex

come ON Scutaro!!!!

Tex
Tex

and the last 5 as well?

DoctorX
DoctorX

Demonstrate why he is not an All Star player.

--J.D.

Tex
Tex

hopefully the ones that jiggle

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