Paging Doug Mirabelli…

by Red on July 2, 2010

Just a police escort away!

The latest Red Sox player to go down — and not in a good way — is Jason Varitek, who has landed on the DL with a broken foot. He joins Manny Delcarmen, or, as I shall call him going forward, Manny Delcareyouf#$kingkiddingme, who came down with a bad case of suck.

With Vic Martinez also sidelined, the Sox signed old pal Kevin Cash to help out behind the plate. To which we have to ask, what, was Dougie Mirabelli not available? Just look at that handsome bastard. You’re telling me we can’t track his ass down and get another magic police motorcade going for old time’s sake? I’m sure Timmy Wakefield can tell you his whereabouts. Just look wherever there’s cheap beer and hookers and danger.

As of this writing, DeMarlo Hale is perfectly healthy. To the best of our knowledge.

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Rich - I'm coming over next year all being well.  Hope the ticket situation doesn't change before then. :)

The pinkies have gone away?  Why?  Because we haven't won the Series for a whole two years?

Genius. 

ESF - Tickets are really easy to come by this year. The economy plus the pinkies going away. 

No, Beltre sneezed in the locker room. Amalie and Heidi both got knocked up, cancer was cured, Derek Lowe got a 17 year old coed teleported into his hotel room and Tek's foot broke. 

Red/SoxFanBackHome:

I took note of the new SG ticket hub last night. :)   Does it (or any of the places it finds, StubHub, etc) have access to wheelchair seats? 

Over here you usually have to go direct to the club for those seats.

Gate E releases about 300 tickets per game at 5:10, you just need to get there by 4:30 or so.  I was right behind the dugout for face value a few weeks ago.

oh i wish!  you can usually find seats through some online ticket vendor day of - they might not be great seats but i've had good luck with stub hub and don't find that they go grossly over face value for infield grandstand or "worse."  of course it depends on how many you're looking for together - single tickets can be easier to come by.

Hayes - stick the wallpaper on a memory stick, plug it into the PS3.  Find it on the stick via the PS3 interface, then click (I think) triangle.  One of the options will be "copy".  Do that, and it'll copy it into your photo folder. 

From there you can find it, click triangle (I think), then "set as wallpaper".

How do you guys decide on the day whether or not to go?  Are tickets that easy to come by, or are you ST holders?

Remember SGrs, it is not like we are playing a team that swept us or any . . . :(

--J.D.

I'm 11 -1.  Maybe I should go.

beltre stepped on his foot in the locker room. 

Terrell Owens is unsigned.

Just saying. . . .

--J.D.

That can't be true.  

Somewhere in New York, some asshole is carefully smashing a set of Red Sox voodoo dolls while laughing maniacally.

Asshole.

How bad does it suck to be Whatever-His-Name-Is who is the starting catcher for AAA Pawtucket?  You wait for ages for not just one but BOTH catchers at the big club to get hurt so you can at least get a sniff of major league ball, see your name in a box score, and then when that day comes the F/O signs another guy rather that giving you the shot.

I don't question the decision...I'm just saying it sucks to be "that guy".

He joins Manny Delcarmen, or, as I shall call him going forward, Manny Delcareyouf#$kingkiddingme, who came down with a bad case of suck.

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Needed that laugh!

--J.D.

Finding Mirabelli would be quite like this

Coming in from Michigan
From over the Lakes
Flying in a big airliner
Chicken parm flying everywhere around the plane
Could we ever feel much finer?

CHORUS:
Coming into Logan 'port
Flying in on an urgent breeze
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man

Rich - I'm coming over next year all being well.u00c2u00a0 Hope the ticket situation doesn't change before then. :)

The pinkies have gone away?u00c2u00a0 Why?u00c2u00a0 Because we haven't won the Series for a whole two years?

Come on...we all know it was Beltre. But the Mirabelli idea is actually not that crazy! Somebody call him and pretend like you wanna buy a house...

Genius.u00c2u00a0

ESF - Tickets are really easy to come by this year. The economy plus the pinkies going away.u00c2u00a0

No, Beltre sneezed in the locker room. Amalie and Heidi both got knocked up, cancer was cured, Derek Lowe got a 17 year old coed teleported into his hotel room and Tek's foot broke.u00c2u00a0

Red/SoxFanBackHome:

I took note of the new SG ticket hub last night. :) u00c2u00a0 Does it (or any of the places it finds, StubHub, etc) have access to wheelchair seats?u00c2u00a0

Over here you usually have to go direct to the club for those seats.

Gate E releases about 300 tickets per game at 5:10, you just need to get there by 4:30 or so.u00c2u00a0 I was right behind the dugout for face value a few weeks ago.

I think it's time for another Cashman-headwarmer dialogue, with mention of Robo-Tre's.
Because either Heidi Watney or Adrian Beltre's are f8cking killing machines, and by that I mean injuries waiting to happen.
Also can on be reffered to as "perfectly healthy" with every STI known to man?

Awesome - I have it set up as a media server, so I can just beam it over

i'd heard it was for making a "yo mamma" joke - adrian is sensitive.

oh i wish!u00c2u00a0 you can usually find seats through some online ticket vendor day of - they might not be great seats but i've had good luck with stub hub and don't find that they go grossly over face value for infield grandstand or "worse."u00c2u00a0 of course it depends on how many you're looking for together - single tickets can be easier to come by.

Hayes - stick the wallpaper on a memory stick, plug it into the PS3.u00c2u00a0 Find it on the stick via the PS3 interface, then click (I think) triangle.u00c2u00a0 One of the options will be "copy".u00c2u00a0 Do that, and it'll copy it into your photo folder.u00c2u00a0

From there you can find it, click triangle (I think), then "set as wallpaper".

How do you guys decide on the day whether or not to go?u00c2u00a0 Are tickets that easy to come by, or are you ST holders?

For touching his head.

Monstahbelli was my very first thought when I saw Tek had also gone down.

Dougie's a real estate agent in Traverse City, MI... so he's rested and one "killed it" away from GOING DEEP!

Remember SGrs, it is not like we are playing a team that swept us or any . . . :(

--J.D.

I'm 11 -1.u00c2u00a0 Maybe I should go.

beltre stepped on his foot in the locker room.u00c2u00a0

I find it suspicious that the cause of the injury isn't being reported and that when questioned Varitek said "Next question".

This has fight, or embarrassing Heidi Watney training room accident written all over it.

You know . . . he either is going to throw a near-no-hitter or promptly shit the mound.

Obviously we hope for the former.

--J.D.

I wouldn't go. Specially with Wake pitching.

Terrell Owens is unsigned.

Just saying. . . .

--J.D.

I was thinking about going to the game tonight, but since I'm 0-4 I don't know if it's a good idea...

That can't be true. u00c2u00a0

No...not sure I know how...I'll google it a pic later and send a pic.

It's funny because it's true.

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