Death Stare 2000!

by Red on July 23, 2010

"I'm angry."

See that guy in the photo above? That’s the guy I want to see on the hill tonight. The angry lad. The snarlin’ Marlin. Commander Kick Ass of the F$%k Yeah Brigade, as we at SG have so dubbed him. John Lackey brought the magic last night, now it’s time for Texas’ other son to join the “Me Mash You” club. I know it’s Beckett’s first time back on the big stage in some time, but against the measly Mariners, I’ll settle for nothing short of a World War II re-enactment.

The time to turn it around is NOW. The guy to do it is COMMANDER KICK ASS.

Any questions? Good. Let’s f#$k shit up.

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shantelle143
shantelle143

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Tex
Tex

I am Tex and I approve this message

DeathOpie
DeathOpie

Did Hayes direct this video? =-O

DeathOpie
DeathOpie

Did Hayes direct this video? =-O

DoctorX
DoctorX

*Phew*

More Mariners fans this time.  Not a bad start for Comdr. KA, survived despite some mistakes, and good endings by Bard and Pap.

Win again tomorrow.

--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

*Phew*

More Mariners fans this time.  Not a bad start for Comdr. KA, survived despite some mistakes, and good endings by Bard and Pap.

Win again tomorrow.

--J.D.

Dale Sams
Dale Sams

Griffey was skinnier then too...its not like Arod got Bonds big.

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

Anyone else catch the clip of A-Frauds first HR and make mental note of how SKINNY he was? Dude looked like Typo. How the hell did we NOT know?

hayes
hayes

Worth repeating.

hayes
hayes

Yippee! Night all!!!

MNSox
MNSox

It appears we did. Woohoo!

MNSox
MNSox

Gameday's freaking out, but...did we just win?

Tex
Tex

g'night folks

Tex
Tex

:breathes sigh of relief:

hayes
hayes

A ball team really is the sum of its parts, isn't it?

Tex
Tex

we dont do anything easy

Alexis
Alexis

Or. whoeverthat other guy was

Tex
Tex

I fucking said PLEASE four times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MNSox
MNSox

...not helping the "no excitement" there, Pap.

Alexis
Alexis

Wilson, I hate you.

hayes
hayes

Mother fucker.

Tex
Tex

pleasepleasepleaseplease

make this a quick 1 2 3 outs

hayes
hayes

Yes - I was making the lame 'he shook his foot off' joke.  *DONT_KNOW*

hayes
hayes

Yes - I was making the lame 'he shook his foot off' joke.  *DONT_KNOW*

MNSox
MNSox

?
It can't be all bad if he managed to shake it off and finish his at bat, right?

Jennie
Jennie

Ehhh, I think they know why I snuck out.  As long as I paid up...

Jennie
Jennie

Ehhh, I think they know why I snuck out.  As long as I paid up...

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