Calling All Vipers, Snipers and Con Men. And John Lackey.

by Red on July 22, 2010

Tonight, if we wanna get on the path to redemption and not be embarrassed by the Mariners and the 1-9 Ryan Rowland-Smith, we can’t have the same old crew showing up. We need these guys:

So just imagine Tito as Hedley Lamarr and Theo as Taggart. You dig?

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jules
jules

New post with the Headwarmer...

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Hahah, we have history with him also.  He played for Arsenal for years (we feel about them the way Sox fans feel about the Yankees).  He's a class A prick.

Be glad that his career's so much on the wane that he's gone to MLS. ;)

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Hahah, we have history with him also.  He played for Arsenal for years (we feel about them the way Sox fans feel about the Yankees).  He's a class A prick.

Be glad that his career's so much on the wane that he's gone to MLS. ;)

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Hah, I get it now. :)

*thought you may have misheard them*

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Hah, I get it now. :)

*thought you may have misheard them*

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

Oh, I saw a video on youtube last night. "The Best of the Stig". They had a press conference for him? haha He knocked over the mics and left when someone asked about the Black Stig.

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

I was trying to explain the Stig to someone who has never seen the show. Trained seemed better than tamed. lol

Not posting from home, so I don't have my Stig avatar. He was good luck, so I guess I have to keep him for a while.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

The Stig is the TAME racing driver, not trained. :-D

(although he is trained too)

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

The Stig is the TAME racing driver, not trained. :-D

(although he is trained too)

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

Glad I went to bed. Had I stayed up, something might have been thrown off my balcony.

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

Im not the least bit stunned that manny deltrademebeforeicausehalfthecityofbostontostrokeoutmen fucking sucks. 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

Im not the least bit stunned that manny deltrademebeforeicausehalfthecityofbostontostrokeoutmen fucking sucks. 

DeathOpie
DeathOpie

Good job Lack,  don't worry about not getting the W.  You scavenged a few along the way this season.  Today the turkey vulture became a Golden Eagle,,,,, but still looks like a turkey vulture.

DeathOpie
DeathOpie

Good job Lack,  don't worry about not getting the W.  You scavenged a few along the way this season.  Today the turkey vulture became a Golden Eagle,,,,, but still looks like a turkey vulture.

Brain
Brain

A.  Like that smelly thing just over the fence in my neighbor's yard, I'm just going to ignore IT.  For as long as I can.

B.  I'm glad for the win, but it peeves me ever-so-slightly that they had to struggle to take out a absolutely craptacular team.  I know, I know... a W is a W.

Brain
Brain

A.  Like that smelly thing just over the fence in my neighbor's yard, I'm just going to ignore IT.  For as long as I can.

B.  I'm glad for the win, but it peeves me ever-so-slightly that they had to struggle to take out a absolutely craptacular team.  I know, I know... a W is a W.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Looks like it was a nervy one last night.

And to top the night off nicely, Tottenham beat New York.

English Sox Fan
English Sox Fan

Looks like it was a nervy one last night.

And to top the night off nicely, Tottenham beat New York.

SJLC - www.-i-AM-people.com
SJLC - www.-i-AM-people.com

‎*wakes up* the red sox won? good. i dont really want to know the details, right? no problem. i love that dirty water, i just dont want to know how it got dirty

SJLC - www.-i-AM-people.com
SJLC - www.-i-AM-people.com

‎*wakes up* the red sox won? good. i dont really want to know the details, right? no problem. i love that dirty water, i just dont want to know how it got dirty

DoctorX
DoctorX

What a game.  Went from fantastic to suck to OH NO! to OH SHIT! to Woo! 
 
Bizarre game.  Guy next to me--a Mariner fan--asked "I wonder if this Drew can hit a home run at the 386 mark." 
 
Boom. 
 
Just that weird of a game.  
 
Enjoy the morning. 
 
--J.D.

DoctorX
DoctorX

What a game.  Went from fantastic to suck to OH NO! to OH SHIT! to Woo! 

Bizarre game.  Guy next to me--a Mariner fan--asked "I wonder if this Drew can hit a home run at the 386 mark." 

Boom. 

Just that weird of a game.  

Enjoy the morning. 

--J.D.

sanfransoxfan
sanfransoxfan

I'm thinking Oki chokes this, season over.

So... what now?

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

Because JB asked nicely (much, much earlier):

I'm wanna tell you a story
I'm wanna tell you about my town
I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby
Aww, it's all about my town

Yeah, down by the river
Down by the banks of the river Charles
Aw, that's what's happenin' baby
That's where you'll find me
Along with lovers, buggers and thieves
Aw, but they're cool people

Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston you're my home
Oh, you're the number one place

Frustrated women (I mean they're frustrated)
Have to be in by twelve o'clock (oh, that's a shame)
But I'm wishin' and a hopin', oh
That just once those doors weren't locked
I like to save time for my baby to walk around

Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston you're my home (oh yeah)

'Cause I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston you're my home (oh, yeah)

Well I love that dirty water (I love it, baby)
I love that dirty water (I love Boston)
I love that dirty water
(Have you heard about the Strangler)
I love that dirty water (I'm the man, I'm the man)
I love that dirty water (Owww!)
I love that dirty water (a come on, a come on)
I love that dirty water (come on)
I love that dirty water (I'm in love with Boston)
I love that dirty water (Aww yeah)
I love that dirty water
I love that dirty water
I love that dirty water

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

Because JB asked nicely (much, much earlier):

I'm wanna tell you a story
I'm wanna tell you about my town
I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby
Aww, it's all about my town

Yeah, down by the river
Down by the banks of the river Charles
Aw, that's what's happenin' baby
That's where you'll find me
Along with lovers, buggers and thieves
Aw, but they're cool people

Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston you're my home
Oh, you're the number one place

Frustrated women (I mean they're frustrated)
Have to be in by twelve o'clock (oh, that's a shame)
But I'm wishin' and a hopin', oh
That just once those doors weren't locked
I like to save time for my baby to walk around

Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston you're my home (oh yeah)

'Cause I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston you're my home (oh, yeah)

Well I love that dirty water (I love it, baby)
I love that dirty water (I love Boston)
I love that dirty water
(Have you heard about the Strangler)
I love that dirty water (I'm the man, I'm the man)
I love that dirty water (Owww!)
I love that dirty water (a come on, a come on)
I love that dirty water (come on)
I love that dirty water (I'm in love with Boston)
I love that dirty water (Aww yeah)
I love that dirty water
I love that dirty water
I love that dirty water

hannah
hannah

holy cow!!!! they won!! now i can't sleep....

Dale Sams
Dale Sams

Are you fucking kidding me?? I didn't get out of work til 12:45 am (CST) and this game is still on?

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

now if ramram can hold them to just one run........

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

Finally -- score -- but, yup -- Ramirez on the mound for the bottom of the 13th

Jennie
Jennie

Wow - I can't believe they got out of that!

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