One Nation, Under Bill

by Red on July 24, 2010

After Clay got worked over in his first trip back to the hill, I tried to temper my expectations for Commander Kick Ass’ return. But the dude delivered, striking out five and giving up just one run and five hits over 5 2/3 innings.

Well played indeed, but for a while it looked like the offense might let him down. Especially in the fifth when the Sox put the go ahead run at third with nobody out, and neither Hall nor Cash nor Scutaro could bring it home. The very next inning we had the bases loaded with two outs, when Ortiz, the runner on third, picked the worst possible moment to be overcome by jetlag and was neatly picked off. And I could almost hear Josh Beckett cocking a rifle in the visitor’s clubhouse.

Thankfully, Bill came through — glorious, fantabulous Bill — knocking one out in the seventh, and the bullpen avoided a replay of Thursday night’s shitshow, enabling the Sox to get the win in Beckett’s first game back off the DL. Hell, we even picked up a game on the Rays, which is nice.

Tonight, we get Jon Lester against 0-2 David Pauley. Is it too outrageous to predict a win? We’re now at 3-2 on this roadtrip, and still hold out hope that we can get back to Fenway at 7-3.

Crazy? Maybe. But I like the way I think after whiskey and Shredded Wheat for breakfast.

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Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

We've got an actual curling club in town here. I've been debating going to an open house.

But that would mean not being a hermit and in fact leaving my cave. 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

We've got an actual curling club in town here. I've been debating going to an open house.

But that would mean not being a hermit and in fact leaving my cave. 

Dale Sams
Dale Sams

Still not too far off the WC...Rays are an illusion, they wilted last year, and if 'we' can get healthy, Sox will eff them up. They lack testicular fortitude....especially Crawford.

Dale Sams
Dale Sams

Still not too far off the WC...Rays are an illusion, they wilted last year, and if 'we' can get healthy, Sox will eff them up. They lack testicular fortitude....especially Crawford.

DoctorX
DoctorX

Feck.

Just feck.

--J.D.

Jennie
Jennie

Wow - I'm on the West Coast and used to 4pm days.  I centered the entire day around watching this game at 4pm but, by the time I exercised, ate & drank and THEN realized it was a 7pm game, I woke up for a 10pm finish.  Boohoo!

Jennie
Jennie

Wow - I'm on the West Coast and used to 4pm days.  I centered the entire day around watching this game at 4pm but, by the time I exercised, ate & drank and THEN realized it was a 7pm game, I woke up for a 10pm finish.  Boohoo!

SJLC - www.-i-AM-people.com
SJLC - www.-i-AM-people.com

tomorrow, tomorrow, we'll probably lose, tomorrow, and yanks arent a game a-way

we cant put 3 on pauley?  it doesnt matter what happens the rest of the season...it's a fucking tease.  we aint doing shit this year

that aint me being pessimistic - thats me being realistic

SJLC - www.-i-AM-people.com
SJLC - www.-i-AM-people.com

tomorrow, tomorrow, we'll probably lose, tomorrow, and yanks arent a game a-way

we cant put 3 on pauley?  it doesnt matter what happens the rest of the season...it's a fucking tease.  we aint doing shit this year

that aint me being pessimistic - thats me being realistic

sanfransoxfan
sanfransoxfan

Off to Pacific for a couple weeks tomorrow... expect many games over .500 while gone... will lurk when I can. Go Sox (right now, cannot state where I'd like 'em to go)

hayes
hayes

Just a tough one - sucks we can't back up that pitching.

Tex
Tex

Dugout boys better take care of Lester tonight.

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

Sure.

Hard to overcome up to 11 on the DL @ one time -- if they all get healthy, and if they continue to play like this they deserve all the shit they get.

hannah
hannah

well, i sure am glad i stayed up for that one...

Tex
Tex

:purchases airline ticket to west coast:
:packs asskicking boots:

Tex
Tex

can or will?

hayes
hayes

What isn't he doing tonight...

hayes
hayes

I'll text you.

sanfransoxfan
sanfransoxfan

Sorry John, with 13 K's you deserved better tonight

Tex
Tex

no BB. I do have smart phone.
but at least I dont have to watch it

Mike
Mike

I wonder what Julian Tavarez is doing tonight

Tex
Tex

Farrell -  Son whatthe fuck are you doing???? your fucking this up even more....

MDC - yes sir I know sir...I'll do better sir

Tex
Tex

Farrell -  Son whatthe fuck are you doing???? your fucking this up even more....

MDC - yes sir I know sir...I'll do better sir

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

Can the Sox do what the Semen did two nights ago -- tie it up in the ninth? 

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

Can the Sox do what the Semen did two nights ago -- tie it up in the ninth? 

Alexis
Alexis

Well. That could have been a lot worse.

*sobs in corner*

hayes
hayes

That's awesome - there was this old private club that had one.

sanfransoxfan
sanfransoxfan

I swear my son's baseball game in Manteca (13U) looked just like this today. Ouch.

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

Remind me -- I'll send you a picture of the board game my friend made -- wasn't shittin'

Mike
Mike

DelGagne with the can of gasoline on the mound

Tex
Tex

Oh So MDC....when I said NOT a walk...I didnt mean for you to HIT THEM

Ascikkkkkkkw#$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^&*()%$##$%^&*())%$##$^%&*(@WRRPIO(W#*O

Tex
Tex

Oh So MDC....when I said NOT a walk...I didnt mean for you to HIT THEM

Ascikkkkkkkw#$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^&*()%$##$%^&*())%$##$^%&*(@WRRPIO(W#*O

hayes
hayes

Oh, you must have meant HBP then...

Tex
Tex

definitely an interesting game to watch.

Tex
Tex

and by out MDC...i do not mean a Walk

Mike
Mike

Manny DelGagne loads 'em up

Tex
Tex

could we just get an OUT. QUick

lb -- bb's brother
lb -- bb's brother

I actually enjoy curling much to the ridicule I face from my wife and friends -- shuffleboard on ice -- in fact for my birthday this year, an old friend made me a hand-made curling table game...

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