What Would Commander Kickass do?

by Red on June 3, 2010

Sometimes I don't want to know why he's smiling...

For me, the big takeaway from last night’s botched call that robbed Armando Galarraga of a perfect game is how well Galarraga seemed to take it. He didn’t kick the ump in the pills, didn’t toss his glove into the stands, didn’t use some Jedi mind trick to hurl the entire stadium into the Negative Zone. He simply got back on his horse and got the final out.

Over on our Facebook fan page, a poster wondered how Josh Beckett might have responded if he was on the business end of such a call in a similar situation. My first thought is something involving pliers and a blowtorch and/or a quick and sudden elbow to the jaw. I like to think, however, that the Commander might keep his composure as Galaragga did and finish out the game, even if it meant a late-night call to Mike Timlin and an impromptu “banket party” at umpire Jim Joyce’s house.

Bizarre as it might sound, there’s a part of me that hopes Bud Selig might step in, reverse the call, give Galarraga his perfecto, and hook Jim Joyce up with a nice gig at The Home Depot. But I just don’t see that happening.

We’ve got a 1:35pm matinee at Fenway today, with Shakey Wakey on the hill. I recommend starting with a loud cough right about now, effectively setting the stage for leaving work early with a bad case of something.

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Sharpie
Sharpie

That's totally understandable.  ;)

Sharpie
Sharpie

That's totally understandable.  ;)

Jennie
Jennie

Dear Sharpie -

I think I love you.

Love,
-Jennie

Sharpie
Sharpie

Fuckin NESN play of the game is V-Maht getting thrown out at home?!?

And this is after the nut-licking highlights of the A's closer?!?  Fuck that shit!

Is it a simulcast back to Oakland?

Sharpie
Sharpie

Fuckin NESN play of the game is V-Maht getting thrown out at home?!?

And this is after the nut-licking highlights of the A's closer?!?  Fuck that shit!

Is it a simulcast back to Oakland?

Sharpie
Sharpie

Wrong end of the slugfest.

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

if we could have one more inning and another solo shot we could tie this up!

Sharpie
Sharpie

Hall brings us within one!!!!!

Sharpie
Sharpie

I've had a limited view ... peeking thru my fingers.

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

i brought out the broom avatar the final game against the Rays and we got the sweep.  hoping it was gonna work again. 

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

i brought out the broom avatar the final game against the Rays and we got the sweep.  hoping it was gonna work again. 

Jennie
Jennie

Why were the other 2 games available but this one is blacked out?  Nonetheless, it looks like I can still watch baseball as long as I'm on Mozilla.  I just about had a meltdown yesterday/today with all these upgrade issues!

Jennie
Jennie

Why were the other 2 games available but this one is blacked out?  Nonetheless, it looks like I can still watch baseball as long as I'm on Mozilla.  I just about had a meltdown yesterday/today with all these upgrade issues!

Sharpie
Sharpie

More "good" baserunning by the A's.

GoSoxPA
GoSoxPA

I thought Atchinson was DFA'd??????????

Alexis Boucher
Alexis Boucher

poprocks, your picture is making me think i need to clean something.

Sharpie
Sharpie

What is that - 3 for 19 with runners in scoring position?

Sharpie
Sharpie

Leaving it all up to Papi.

Jennie
Jennie

I still can't watch. :(   I wasn't able to fully download Boxee either. :(   :(

Jennie
Jennie

I still can't watch. :(   I wasn't able to fully download Boxee either. :(   :(

Sharpie
Sharpie

Scoots!  We'll about 6 more of them.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Scoots!  We'll about 6 more of them.

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

k, lets get some home runs of our own.  hopefully with men on base

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

k, lets get some home runs of our own.  hopefully with men on base

Sharpie
Sharpie

Every time we get close, a pitcher shits his britches.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Manny for a save for Oakland.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Fuck.  Thanks for serving up that one, Manny.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Fuck.  Thanks for serving up that one, Manny.

Sharpie
Sharpie

He tried to send him, but Teets already told JD to ignore him.

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

What?  Bogar didnt think JD could score from 2nd on that ground ball?

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

What?  Bogar didnt think JD could score from 2nd on that ground ball?

Sharpie
Sharpie

Shit.  Got Papi home, but left JD stranded at 3rd.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Shit.  Got Papi home, but left JD stranded at 3rd.

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

Well I have to admit, the score is better.  :)   but it can improve!!!

poprocksncoke
poprocksncoke

Well I have to admit, the score is better.  :)   but it can improve!!!

Sharpie
Sharpie

Yay D Woo!

Now get'em home.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Cool!  Jeemer with the good reaction!

Sharpie
Sharpie

Cool!  Jeemer with the good reaction!

Sharpie
Sharpie

Well, that was great Ramon ... Adrian.  Fuckity fuck fuck.

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