No Way That Just Happened

by Denton on June 10, 2010

Once again, the Red Sox managed to make a crappy team look good. After Yo-Adrian homered in the ninth to give the Sox the lead, Bard gave it right back. Ug-ly. Cleveland gave the Sox five walks and four errors, but I guess the Boston is too proud to accept charity. The Yankees and Rays both lost and another opportunity is squandered in cheese-grater-to-the-nuts fashion.

Jon Lester put in a rare shaky performance, giving up six runs in six innings. But the real story is the lack of clutch hitting against a patchwork pitching staff in Cleveland. The Sox had twelve hits, but they left nine stranded in what could have been a blowout with a timely hit or two. The Sox went so far as to pinch hit some salt-and-pepper-haired dude in the ninth looking for a spark.

The Red Sox come home for Interleague hell. Seriously, we’ve been watching this abomination long enough to know it could get ugly. Pitchers hitting, double-switches…it’s all very confusing.

Meanwhile, Big Baby Davis and Nate Robinson are taking the game over and leading the Celts to victory.

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Brent Anthonisen
Brent Anthonisen

Wait...if the Sox are HOME for interleague (I REFUSE to capitalize that), aren't they going to be playing by AL rules?  No double-switches, bra...the Senior Circuit boys get to use a DH, too.

Brent Anthonisen
Brent Anthonisen

Wait...if the Sox are HOME for interleague (I REFUSE to capitalize that), aren't they going to be playing by AL rules?  No double-switches, bra...the Senior Circuit boys get to use a DH, too.

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

I'm starting a petition to never allow Denton to make a prediction or to call for a classless beating again. Seriously man your record on these things is worse than the vaunted Hayes Losing Streak. 

Rich in the garage
Rich in the garage

I'm starting a petition to never allow Denton to make a prediction or to call for a classless beating again. Seriously man your record on these things is worse than the vaunted Hayes Losing Streak. 

JStrulleh
JStrulleh

Saw this earlier today... was laughing so hard the girlfriend thought I had finally snapped.

TheOmnipotentQ
TheOmnipotentQ

Actually, Mike Lowell didn't pinch hit in the ninth. He came in for Youk in the 7th after he left with back spasms.

Alexis
Alexis

And because it's stuck in my head.. now you all have to have it as well.

Alexis
Alexis

And because it's stuck in my head.. now you all have to have it as well.

Alexis
Alexis

Any way we can change up the interleague play and ONLY play the Pirates?

LynnRice75
LynnRice75

Seriously tough loss... Lowell was a defensive sub not a PH and the Sox go home not on the road... everything else about the loss was spot on, though.

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