Game Thread: Brought To You By Ray Kinsella

Don't worry, there's plenty of El Guapo to go around.

He also mistook Scutaro for Bill Hall. Now I know they look an awful lot alike but for fucks sake man...

Well one of us is going to have to change. 

Well one of us is going to have to change. 

Hey, 

 Nice win. Got to see most of it while at work. So are the MFY's nervous? I think so, as their only two reliable starters are Hughes an Fat-assia. 

Hey, 

 Nice win. Got to see most of it while at work. So are the MFY's nervous? I think so, as their only two reliable starters are Hughes an Fat-assia. 

Watah.

and all the gadgets to use depending on the crevices and corners

Don't worry, the World Series in Interleague too as I recall.

Is it a Dyson? With the proper amount of suction?

Nice ninth.  No drama

Nice ninth.  No drama

.5 a game

Huzzah!

I sorta like using the vacuum instead of a broom....sucks more life out of them

Wow.

Folks, I have to reconsider my stance on interleague play.

I'd like another two months of it, please.

Que "Dirty Water"

three

love it.  time for bed.

three

love it.  time for bed.

Wheee!
WIN!

sweeeeeeeep!

Ah-rhoont doont doont 
Dhoont d'doont
Rhoont doont doont
Dhoont d'doont...

Ah-rhoont doont doont 
Dhoont d'doont
Rhoont doont doont
Dhoont d'doont...

shutDown
and shutOUT

Two down

two

two...

A moron of epic propportions

Seriously, is this a union or tenure type situation? Why doesn't ESPN just fire these assholes?

joe morgan should just take a vow of silence.

Woudl you just commentate that fucking game in front of you, not rehashing all of Boston's sports teams?
Please?
Pod knows you do a poor enough jb covering one sport....

Joe Morgan is a moron

scuse me H.E. Butt. no S.

Joe Morgan never sounds like he knows what he's talking about anything ever.

YES. Actually and I aint making it up
H.E. Butts owns the stores.

Don't you mean PED Smoked Meats?

one.

Surely HEB meats are big in Texas? I don't believe we get 'em up here.

and I get to watch this instead of Bob's

That's what I looked like today after walking up and down three flights of stairs to take trash to the dumpster.

It felt like 104 today.

what's disturbing is the players actually like it

This inning brought to you by Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and HEB Smoked Meats:

This inning brought to you by Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and HEB Smoked Meats:

though it probably does not go well with fava beans and a nice chianti.  fftp fftp fftp

though it probably does not go well with fava beans and a nice chianti.  fftp fftp fftp

boo.  mlob.  grr. argh.

ok keep it nice and boring here paps.

boo.  mlob.  grr. argh.

ok keep it nice and boring here paps.

so disturbing.

YES

ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!