Game Thread: Brought To You By Nobody

by Denton on June 10, 2010

While NESN lawyers scurry to get a restraining order filed against Red, whose probation officer has apparently not updated him on the severity of stalking laws, let’s talk some baseball. After last night’s…whatever that was, it’s time for a little retribution. The bats were completely shut down last night, and if not for a gift of three unearned runs from the Indians, they would have been shut down the night before. Had that happened, we’d be depending on Jonny K to get us a split.

So I’m calling for some retribution (I’m looking at you, bats). I don’t want to see a 4-1 nice win, I want to see a smackdown. Something in the 10 to zip range, please. Because this is the Indians, a team one step above Baltimore and not worthy of our derision. So just win big and we’ll move on.

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SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

that was pretty fucking gross.  switching between Sox and the Cs.  Sox made it more painful than looking at Kobe's face.

SoxFanBackHome
SoxFanBackHome

that was pretty fucking gross.  switching between Sox and the Cs.  Sox made it more painful than looking at Kobe's face.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Fuck.  I'm growing to hate our bullpen.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Fuck.  I'm growing to hate our bullpen.

hannah
hannah

gameday froze, i'm guessing we lost?

hayes
hayes

Mother. Fucker.

Thought Bard was going to get him.

hayes
hayes

Mother. Fucker.

Thought Bard was going to get him.

Alexis
Alexis

Fuck you, Indians.

hayes
hayes

Time to put the big boy pants on...

Alexis
Alexis

I feel like the drum beating is like the tell tale heart or something.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Ok, there's your ball in the stands, now K.

Dale Sams
Dale Sams

Kirk looks at David Marcus...David Marcus slowly shakes head.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Squeezin motherfucker.

Alexis
Alexis

It has to end well. I have had a shitty day at work. I NEED this.

hannah
hannah

yes it will! have faith!

Alexis
Alexis

Ok, so who else is available to close?

Alexis
Alexis

Shelly Duncan: still a bitch.

Sharpie
Sharpie

Pedie is touching it now, but at least there are smiles.

Ted
Ted

Hall?

Sharpie
Sharpie

OK Brad, close it out.

Alexis
Alexis

Just don't touch his head.

Dale Sams
Dale Sams

We can always count on Kerry Wood

Sharpie
Sharpie

ADRAIN!!

THERE SHE GOES!

Ted
Ted

Yo Adrian!!!!

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