The Red Sox had an off-day so we take solace in the second-best thing to a Red Sox win: a Yankee loss. Sabathia got lit up and the Yankees were four-hit by Verlander and the Detroit bullpen. But that’s not what we’re here to talk about. As the Bruins’ hopes collapse under the weight of the fair-weather band-standers, the other Boston team rises to glory.

The Celtics dismantled King Turnover and the Cavs in game five. Tonight, they look to wrap up the series at home and head to the Conference Finals. Doc Rivers has taken Mike Brown to school to the point where LeBron might not be the only one not returning to Cleveland next season.

Celts up by four early in the second with Rondo leading the way.

We now return you to previously scheduled baseball stuff.