Do you think Lyle Overbay wants to take a roundhouse kick to the face while Pedroia’s wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.

Anyway, yeah. This isn’t just an AL East thing, it’s an American thing. USA pride, people. We can’t let these sneaky Canucks kick us any further down the ladder. The time to stand up and take what is ours is now!

Commander Kick Ass of the F#$k Yeah Brigade is on the hill. Lowell is in the line-up. The world’s greatest beer vendor is working the crowds. And you’re in my heart, woman who plays Penny on Big Bang Theory.

Let us roll.