Just in time for Opening Day, it’s the very first Surviving Grady Podcast, in which Red and Denton discuss their Opening Day rituals. Don’t worry–none of them involve the removing of pants. Special guest star, James Earl Jones!

Folks, I was a part of this and I’m not sure I can recommend it. It’s thirteen minutes of your life you’ll never get back, quite simply. If Shakespeare had scripted it, it would have been called What The F$%k Art These Tools Talking About, and Who Gave Them Access to Recording Software? BTW, Denton isn’t broadcasting from a secret underground bunker on the moon. Nor is he on a steady diet of depressants. It just sounds like he is.

Opening Day is here, mofos! Have that extra muffin! It’s go time!

Download the episode here.