From the monthly archives:

March 2010

Green Is The New Red

by Red on March 18, 2010

A solid performance from Lackey during yesterday’s game against the Mets. But the lasting imprssion in my brain was made by Adrian Beltre’s glovework. Watching Beltre in full vacuum mode over the last couple grapefruit games has got me frothing at the mouth for the start of the season. It’s also helped me gain a [...]

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Savvy readers will note that the annual Surviving Grady St. Patrick’s Day Mix hasn’t changed much over the last couple seasons. I think I peaked, along with Daisuke Matsuzaka, in 2007, and have let it ride ever since then, cranking it up as I backflip into a vat of Guinness. As always, we welcome your [...]

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Sending Positive Vibes

by Red on March 16, 2010

Good news from our friends at NESN: Sox prospect Ryan Westmoreland’s surgery to remove a brain malformation was successful. We wish him the luck of the Irish, the very best vibes we can conjure, and anything else he needs to ensure a speedy recovery.

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You wanted to see us, Sarge? You’re damn right I wanted to see you. What’s this bullshit I hear about you guys handing out hot turkey sandwiches to those young toughs on Yancy Street? Aw, it’s cold out there, Sarge. We just thought we could help build good relations with those kids if we brought [...]

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Spring Things

by Denton on March 15, 2010

Is anyone else getting concerned about the rash of mysterious and potentially serious issues plaguing the Red Sox? Ryan Westmoreland needs brain surgery to correct a “cavernous malformation” of cells in his brain stem. This could not only affect his ability to play baseball but his overall quality of life. Let’s hope he kicks this [...]

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The End of an Era

by Denton on March 15, 2010

Ruth may have been credited with building it, but it’s the wrecking ball taking it down. The demolition of “old” Yankee Stadium is underway. At first, it seemed like a non-story to me: a bunch of Bud-drinking Yankee fans named Joey and Big Lou wearing their wife-beaters and cat-calling mildly attractive women as they do [...]

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Spring training is at once the most exhilarating and ball-draggingly slow time of year. But quote like this one, from Teets Francona regarding Friday’s grapefruit rain-out against St. Louis, make it all worthwhile: “What are you going to do? Youk called me at 7:30 and I was dying to say don’t go. But on the [...]

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Clay Buchholz: Pitcher, Actor

by Red on March 13, 2010

Those of you eager to inject a little more Clay Buchholz into your life will be happy to see Mr. Lean make what we believe to be his acting debut in this skit from Comedy Central’s Tosh.0. Next up for Buch is an ESPN commercial set to air around opening day, and, of course, the [...]

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Great video from our friends at NESN. This starts out like your run-of-the-mill “charge-the-mound sequence”…but not for long. When the pitcher beats feet and heads for the outfield, it starts to look like something from Benny Hill. Later, the cameraman must be getting jostled or running after the hit batter because things get a little [...]

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U2 to Play Fenway in July 2010?

by Red on March 12, 2010

I’ve never been to a concert at Fenway Park, unless you count that time during a 2001 rain delay in which Dante Bichette and Morgan Burkhart strapped on the electric guitars and tore through some Foghat classics. But one band I’d love to see play the holiest of cathedrals is U2. I know it’s been [...]

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