So the day after Josh Beckett tosses three perfect innings, Shakey Wakey, AKA The Man Without a Home in the Projected Rotation, throws three innings of two-hit, shutout ball.

Yes, it’s only spring training, where expectations top out at, “Gee, I hope no one tears a foot off or gets bitten by a poisonous eel.” But I take good news wherever I can find it. So, hooray! Hooray for Timmeh.