So.

Hi.

Blogger’s going to be taking the dirt nap soon, kiboshing its FTP service for all who choose not to host on their Google servers. Denton and I are working to move this here flying circus to greener, less Big Brother-ish pastures, and in one of our first attempts to pull up the stakes, we caught a nasty malware virus which landed us on Google’s naughty list.

As something of an expert in viruses (hooker joke goes here), I was able to subdue it and get us back in the Goog’s good graces. But know that we would never, ever do anything to intentionally harm the happy computers of our beloved readers. Especially the ladies. Like you. The one with the nice ass. Yes, you. We’d never do a thing like that to you.

So. We’re back. And soon, we’ll be bigger, better and stupider than ever before.

Happy fuckin’ truck day!