Thumbing through an old copy of the Sox’ 1986 yearbook and I had to pause when checking out Roger Clemens’ entry. Because the listing of his hobbies includes the most unfortunate line-break that I’ve ever seen:

Seems eerily poignant today, considering Rocket’s troubles with underage country singers. Also, please note “Divorce Court” among his favorite TV shows.

I would have expected better things from a Lisa Hartman fan.