This is really a sad story, but anytime you can use “boner” in a headline, you gotta do it.

Actor Andrew Koenig, who had been missing since February 14, committed suicide, his father told reporters after his son’s body was found Thursday in a park in Vancouver, British Columbia.

“My son took his own life,” Walter Koenig said at a news conference in the park.

The body of the former “Growing Pains” star was found by several friends who conducted their own search of Stanley Park, where Andrew Koenig liked to walk, his father said.

I was surprised to read that he only appeared in 25 episodes during the
5 years “Growing Pains” aired. I watched the show and my fading memory recalled him as a bigger part the action.

In other news, Doc Rivers’ “hookers at halftime” policy needs to change as the Celtics are in the process of losing to the Cavs after leading big in the first half.

I will now return to the construction of my ark.