Since we’re in the “giving advice” mood, we’ll just keep going and offer this to Brookline’s own Conan O’Brien.

Dude, screw The Tonight Show! Take your bazillions of contract buyout dollars from NBC and come home to join the crew at NESN to work Sox games.

As our commenters pointed out yesterday, the Holy Trinity of Heidi Watney, Peter Gammons and Conan O’Brien would be a force so strong it would instantly cause Communism, the flu and Jersey Shore to cease to exist.