According to a number of different outlets, the longest-running gag in our comments section’s history has become our actual, real-life shortstop, pending a little turn-your-head-and-cough action. But I’ve got a nagging suspicion that he’ll end up being more of a utility infielder extraordinaire. Somethin’ much bigger is coming, people. My Freddy Lynn pins told me so.
Your thoughts?



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