5) We never have to hear “26 Rings” again

4) It’s official: even with a World Series ring, A-Rod is a douche

3) Money still can buy championships

2) Joe Girardi can afford the fishfacectomy he has been saving for

1) Tim McCarver can end his 9-year celibacy and have sex with his blow-up Jeter doll

Listen, we all know there’s nothing good that comes out of the Yankees winning the World Series, it’s like rooting for the Germans to win WWII. So we officially turn our eyes toward the 2010 season and the Jeremy Hermida era.