From the latest US Weekly:
[Kate] Hudson — who has been front and center at [A Rod’s] baseball games since they began dating this past spring — has been bragging to pals about what a good lover Rodriguez is.
“They love sex!” a pal tells Us Weekly of the pair who began dating in May. “They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents.”
This must make breakfast at the Hudson house ultra-special.
Bill Hudson: Kate, will you pass the margarine?
Kate Hudson: Sure, Dad. By the way, you should totally see A-Rod’s cock and balls.
Bill Hudson: Awesome.
Well, we’d expect nothing less from a woman dating a guy who has portraits of himself as a centaur. But what burns my ass is if A-Rod and Kate get married, El Toolio will have somehow inserted himself into the family responsible for The Hudson Brothers’ Razzle Dazzle Show, sullying yet another one of my childhood memories.