Congratulations to Clay Buchholz for pulling off the most mismatched marriage since Salman Rushdie scored Padma Lakshmi. Clay and “Deal Or No Deal” briefcase opener Lindsay Clubine (right) will tie the knot in California later today. The event will inspire millions of not-so-good-looking young boys across the nation to go out in their backyard and learn how to throw a curveball.

Oddly, while “researching” for this post, I couldn’t find a single mention of Clay on Lindsay’s website.